Testicle Tadpoles

Testicle Tadpoles: n. A peciluar, yet humorous way of refering to sperm.

Saudi's testicle tadpoles are swimming in his girlfriend's eye ball.

"Sensually suck the pole, and I'll give you some testicle tadpoles."

by Woo-Ladd February 24, 2009

Rounding up the tadpoles

Strangling the parrot, punishing percy in the palm, spanking the monkey

"Alright Ezz? Vanessa still up on the blocks is she?"

"Yeah, it's been over a week now, been Rounding up the tadpoles"

by AJT67 September 1, 2007

Wammy Ass Taddleshpank

When Telemundo makes out with the Wamp Ass Jape and gets herpes.

Aw man, TMJ = TOO MUCH JOE.

WAMMY ASS TADDLESHPANK

by Negger July 9, 2004

albino tadpoles

An albino tadpole is of course a white tadpole, this tadpoles usually come from a males testicle accompanied by semen. In other words an albino tadpole is jizz, cum, manonaise etc

'hey Debbie, let me fire my albino tadpoles in your dirt pond'
'Ok Ronald but don't forget the lube'

by -Legion- October 29, 2005

tadpoles

The type of semen that REAL men ejaculate.

Fuck what you know about being a man, I bust tadpoles son.

by mr.white July 27, 2008

toodles :D

This phrase can be used at the end of a paragraph especially a paragraph where you confess your true feelings and love for your crush.

Nice guy: "Hi, I know you like someone, but I like you too. You can use this as blackmail, idc but I wanted you to know that. Toodles :D"
Regular female: ...

by d-o-o-t-e-r July 29, 2019

shooting tadpoles out your flagpole

v., the act of masturbation, more commonly known as jerking off or fapping

Guy 1: Hey dude, why didn't you come to my party last night? Too busy jerkin' your gerkin?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: You know, spanking the monkey?
Guy 2: What the hell are you talking about?
Guy 1: You know, shooting tadpoles out your flagpole?
Guy 2: Get to the point!
Guy 1: Were you jerking off last night?
Guy 2: Oh! NO WTF

by Kipst3r September 15, 2013