by Funny minion fun April 21, 2021
Noun; Excessive, limp tissue of a womans vagina, that tends to 'flop' over to the respective leg when in the missionary position.
Bradford: Baby.
Angelina: Yeah?
Bradford: Your vagina is sloppy. It looks like a 1920s South Carolina tablecloth.
Angelina: Bradford, I am from Tennessee.
Angelina: Yeah?
Bradford: Your vagina is sloppy. It looks like a 1920s South Carolina tablecloth.
Angelina: Bradford, I am from Tennessee.
by Jenaveve Anniston February 27, 2009
The taliban leader dropped to his nees and pulled out the Bin Laden tablecloth and munched like a starving dog.
The mentally challanged terrorist crapped his Bin Laden tablecloth.
The eager hezbollah leader received a severe fabric burn on his chin from the many Bin Laden tablecloth's he had come in contact with that morning.
The mentally challanged terrorist crapped his Bin Laden tablecloth.
The eager hezbollah leader received a severe fabric burn on his chin from the many Bin Laden tablecloth's he had come in contact with that morning.
by GeeBird January 24, 2007
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by jthomas96 March 06, 2011
a bulgarian tablecloth is a divorced woman who inserts ripe bananas into her anus for five days preventing her from shitting. when she removes the mouldy decomposing banana from her hole, a fountain of shit collapses out of her bum and it is stored in a jar until she rubs it on her ex husband.
by Dhdhdhdgshd April 03, 2025