Baba Tesco

To steal from Tesco

Babatise did a Baba Tesco last week

by Yung Dhaveed February 22, 2022

level a teaspoon

to chill out, or relax

dude it’ll be fine just level a teaspoon

by the inventors of level a tsp July 26, 2019

tesco meal deal

The British national meal, usually perfected by a sandwich, a pack of crisps and a coke.

Fuck roast beef lol

Bro what are u having for Sunday Lunch

Dude I’m having a Tesco Meal Deal

That’s well cool mate

by #virgin October 15, 2019

tesco value

adjective. Something very cheap, but still of eatable, usable quality. not just used for produce of tesco, but also for services. for example, a tesco value film would have bad special effects but would still be alright

-mmm tesco value chicken soup

- yeah, it goes well with The tesco value film, THe invisible man

by wonderfool April 2, 2004

tesco car park

A meeting place where chavs hang out and is the main meeting place for fishy dealings.

"ey Connor, wanna go down to the Tesco car park in the Corsa and have a sesh"

by d-d-d-d-deported March 11, 2017

tesco lottery

The Tesco lottery is a game played by people who get deliveries of groceries from the supermarket chain Tescos.

Tescos seem to be remarkably bad at packing one's whole order in full and without bits of other people's orders. Thus, some deliveries you find you are missing a few items; you have lost the Tesco lottery, as some other person has your smoked salmon... however, you just call Tesco and get a refund.

Now, somewhere else there is a person with your smoked salmon and somebody else's bottle of vodka, but they are missing some toilet paper; they call Tesco and get a refund on the toilet paper, but keep the other stuff they didn't order; they have won the Tesco lottery.

The fun thing with the Tesco lottery is that the only real looser is Tesco.

1. "I won the Tesco lottery today... I didn't get a bottle of Pepsi, but I did get two bottles of wine, a pack of coco-pops and some rump steak in exchange; oh, and of course I called Tesco for a refund on the Pepsi."

2. "Damn it, I lost the Tesco lottery! Where's my wine, coco-pops and steak? All I have is this Pepsi I didn't order. Oh well, I'll keep the Pepsi and get a refund from Tesco on the missing stuff."

by Aoife303 November 22, 2006

TeamCompete

Xbox Live Team Play Nirvana. Where you go to 'drop in and drop out' with other Live gamers. From the Latin "Team" and the Greek "Compete" it means where teams go to compete, i.e. TeamCompete. Big on campuses throught the world and held together by the gamers love of the digital rush they receive from head to head competition with the best teams in the galaxy.

"Meet me at TC for a match". "We play on Team Compete, challenge us there". "Team Compete is our gaming home for Xbox Live games".

by RapidRoy September 24, 2004