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sportman's double

when a guy fucks both a girl and her mom
i heard billy sportman's doubled susy and her hot ass mom last night!
by brosef323 July 12, 2007
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Black Swordsman

A title given only to the biggest edgelords of all time. The first to hold such a title was Guts, or Gattsu in Japanese, who was the main character in the legendary manga of Berserk. Guts' features, persona, and clothing serve as a basis for what a Black Swordsman and an edgelord is: wearing all black, being a face value asshole and nihilist, scars and lost limbs, and holding a giant sword. A Black Swordsman doesn't necessarily have be from Anime or manga, however that's where most of the Black Swordsmen lie. A notable Black Swordsman would also be Kirito from SAO, proving that not all edgelords are certainly a good thing.
SAO fan twats: Kirito is the real Black Swordsman
Anyone with more than two brain cells: ... I take it you've never read Berserk then you 12 year old?
by The Original Argoniphile November 16, 2018
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Lonely Swordsman

One that masturbates (male). A wanker.
Mr X: Hey! Take a look at your neighbour!

Mr Y: Oh yeah... The Lonely Swordsman. He´s usually at it after ten. Throw something at his window and he`ll close the curtains.
by grevdverg September 28, 2009
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flying swordsman

a sexual act where the man jumps across the room and tries to enter the womans fanny in mid-air
Ryan did the flying swordsmans to his boyfriend but he missed and broke his cock
by jeremy gillman January 9, 2008
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shortmans' syndrome

Highly toxic degenerative complex that often affects males 5'8" or less in stature.

Can have a seroiusly adverse affect on those within earshot of persons afflicted with this unfortunate condition.
Symptoms and side affects of shortmans' syndrome can include:

- Snide, nasty bitchy comments and one-up-man-ship about anyone employed to work with/for the shortman
- Insecure behaviour, especially when others joke about small penises
- A fast car with a long bonnet
- Often seen "hanging out" at that bar, either sitting bolt upright on a bar stool or slouching in a booth, bragging loudly and buying anyone/everyone drinks and then getting really annoyed when no-one reciprocates
by Jasminenz January 9, 2009
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swordman51

Finish fate or you will be judged
swordman51 better finish fate or he will be judged
by T/34 October 26, 2020
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cryptic_swordsman

cryptic_swordsman Is the most goated TikToker that makes the most fire edits
by F4er March 13, 2021
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