swordfight

when two guys use their dicks as swords...

I was really drunk one time and I went to the bathroom where this gay guy in my frat was just finishing showering. He asked me if I wanted to have a swordfight. It was cool. I won.

by kingfish September 29, 2003

swordfight

n. Any event or locale where males significantly outnumber females. See penis party, sausage party, sausagefest, Georgia Tech.

Anything involving physics, computers, or engineering; strip clubs, whackass clubs.

by keyshaw January 1, 2005

Swordfighting the Five Headed Hydra

A rather obvious reference to male masturbation.

He was caught swordfighting the five headed hydra.

by JollyFatMan September 10, 2005

Vietnamese Swordfight

When two males have a "swordfight" with their penis' whilst dressed as a ninjas

Tom:Fancy a vietnamese swordfight??
Jerome:Yeh sure, i'l just get the ninja outfits
Tom:Oh goody ;)

by Franksy3 May 12, 2009

Lithuanian Swordfight

The sexual activity between a man another person in which the man tries to insert his penis into a selected body part but he/she swats at his penis with his/her hand to try to prevent it. This happens several times, resulting in a swordfight-like exchange.

I wanted to fuck her in the ass, but she resisted so I had a Lithuanian Swordfight with her until she gave up.

by Arjan Brussee November 5, 2008

Italian Swordfight

When two guidos have a gay off, usually in the men's room of their gym or a dance club.

See those two guidos over there, looking at themselves naked in the full-length mirror? As soon as no one's looking, they're gonna have an Italian swordfight.

by jackmurphy October 10, 2006

Swordfighting

This ancient sport originated from Africa and is now used all across the world. Swordfighting is the act of unscrewing ones penis then fighting another person who has unscrewed their penis

Man 1: yo wanna do some Swordfighting
Man 2: yeah sure
man 1: *unscrews penis*

by noah_7736 October 31, 2022