Master-bait and switch

When you think you're at least getting a hand-job, or handy, but instead you get nothing and blue balls.

Chad - How was the date last night?
Connor - Terrible, I didn't even get a hand job!
Chad - She even went home with you - did you get the old master-bait and switch?

by Do the Stammy Leg February 9, 2019

alabama bait and switch

Hell thats when your banging your old lady with the lights out, tell her you gotta to go piss, and let you buddy slip on back there in the bedroom for ya.

Buddy says,"Shit Bill, Ill give you 20 bucks and one of my best roosters if we can pull a little Alabama bait and switch tonight." Other feller says," God Damn son, thats a hell of a deal!" "Go head."

by Reb Jenkins July 8, 2006

bait and switch

When a fairly attractive woman or man introduces themeselves to a group of the opposite sex in order to get their ugly friend in the door

I thought I was money but she bait and switched me into talking to that pig

by JP408 June 29, 2007

bait and switch

The process by which a girl procures a free drink from a man at a bar, and then escapes awkward conversation by pawning him off on her friend.

Tiffany pulled the old bait and switch on small awkward man by putting Jenny in the line of fire.

by paul pfifer January 17, 2009

Bait and Switch Bottom

A gay man who misrepresents himself as a top to attract men, when in fact, he's a big old bottom.

That guy I took home last night was a total Bait and Switch Bottom. I came out of the bathroom and found him face-down-ass-up on my bed. What a dump.

by Party Bobby October 18, 2011

Bait and Switch

When a girl stops putting out after she's married. Girls will act as though they are sexually liberated and always up for it, then once the guy is locked in they turn into a frigid prude.

Guy - "my wife used to be up for all kinds of kinky shit all the time when we were dating. Then we got married and it all stopped; I haven't had a blow job in 2 years."

Friend - "looks like she pulled the old bait and switch on you bro. Bitches be doing that to get a ring on it"

by Fullcore December 28, 2013

Bait and Switch

In a game of Halo 2 or 3 when in a situation of two on one where players A and B are on the same team and X is on the opposing team. Player A engages in a fire fight with the opponent (player X) lowering their shields substantially and in the process losing most or all of their shields. Before player A is killed he retreats into a room or cover and player B emerges a half moment later. Player X believes that he is being faced with the same enemy and moving in for the kill. In reality he is at a disadvantage and is killed by the fully shielded player B.

I thought that guy was either being really brave or really stupid, charging back out after i had his shields flashing....turns out it was a different guy. I got bait and switched.

by Cam Cam Bam September 12, 2010