Swiping and wiping

To tinder and masterbate

Hey Rick how's the dating scene going? A lot of swiping and wiping.

by TheHANDS July 23, 2016

Swiping and wiping

Scrolling social media while on the toilet

I spent my whole break at work swiping and wiping

by Snarkpocolypse January 29, 2025

Swiper no swiping

What you and your friends say to another friend who is so addicted to swiping on Tinder to the point that he/she neglects their social group (or any social interaction for that matter). The phrase is announced every time your friend opens/uses Tinder, and should be announced repeatedly until your friend finally gets irked and puts their phone down.

Michael: Hey do you guys wanna hang for a bit after class?
Hannah: Yeah sure
Adam: I'm down
Michael: What about you Melinda?
*no response*
Adam: *whispers* I think she's on Tinder again...

Everyone: Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping! SWIPER NO SWIPING!

Melinda: *puts phone down* Awww man!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 26, 2020

Credit Card Swiping

When you take your hand and swish it upward (or downward) someone's ass crack to cause them to jump. In a credit card swiping motion.

"Dude you just credit card swiped my ass! Not Cool!"

by Swanksterama November 3, 2003

swiper no swiping

the most retarded command ever. im sure most of you have already watched dora the exlorer so you know who the fox is. dora simply asks swiper nicely to stop whatever he is doing. which is total BS cuz that is swipers job!! like dora, i dont tell you to stop walking around on your giant acid trip!! like wtf?? *sigh* anyway,
kids, do not think this works in everyday life. if you ask a bad doer to stop what they are doing, chances are, it isnt going to work.

situation where "swiper no swiping" would not work

pedofile: come here little girl. im gonna give you what you need.

helpless girl: oh crap what do i do? oh thats right! dora taught me. raper no raping!!!

pedo: wtf? oh well. *procceds to rape*

by gahhhhhwtf August 20, 2010

doom swiping

Swiping through tinder for an extended period of time and getting no matches as your hope and dignity slowly dwindles away

I drank too many white claws last night and started doom swiping

by Rjh3 February 5, 2021

anxiety swiping

an anxiety swipe is when you start getting nervous about a guy/girl that you're seeing or talking to.... so you go on your dating app of choice and swipe through numerous humans just to distract yourself.

I'm not sure how its going with Ryan so I went on Bumble and started anxiety swiping.

by therambler1327 January 6, 2019