Swimmers are some of the most commited athletes, used to training 2 times a day 7 days a week. Wile in the pool most of the time they are either crying, choking on water, or making ring bubbles. After practice in the hot tub everyone sits there in pain and squirts water at eachother. In the male changerooms alot of homosexual stuff goes of between themselves. after practice we usually eat around 10,000 calories. Swimmers usually just swim because they are too sexy for a sport that requires clothes.
Soccer player: "man I practice 4 times a week isn't so hard!"
Swimmers: "bruh you should see how often we train"
Swimmers: "bruh you should see how often we train"
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Eg. Hailey Baldwin is a swimfan for Justin Bieber and his ex Selena Gomez.
Eg. Hailey Baldwin is a swimfan for Justin Bieber and his ex Selena Gomez.
by BonBonBond March 12, 2023
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by stinsonkid June 27, 2009
Get the Swimwalking mug.The fear of aliens anatomically similar to worms coming into your room at exactly 12:32 AM and handing you a grilled cheese sandwich. People typically get over this fear by lighting torches while they sleep.
Person 1: Why did you have torches lit in your room at midnight last night?
Person 2: I'm sorry, but I suffer from a chronic case of swimporrhaphobia.
Person 2: I'm sorry, but I suffer from a chronic case of swimporrhaphobia.
by The Swimporrhaphobics August 6, 2016
Get the Swimporrhaphobia mug.Oly swim run by the one and only Jeff Cooper. Usually know as the cult people who join it are in constant pain and it will never stop. 10 400’s 15 300’s 40 100’s you name it we do it. Can’t forget about the dreadful 100 100’s. Taper never heard of it. Jeff Cooper is thought to be above god and if you disobey you will be put in excruciating pain as he makes you swim 12,000 meter days.
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I finished off with a kleenex full of little swimmers.
I finished off with a kleenex full of little swimmers.
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