swiffer

Removing sand with a barber's brush off naked ladies beach volleyball teams.

Me: Those hot naked beach volleyballers are in need of a good swiffing.
NG: I'll get my swiffer brush.

by DazzlerSAFC November 27, 2011

Swiffer

A woman who constantly attracts the dusty guys she always complains about.

John: "What's up with Nicole? Every time she posts something on Instagram, it's about some dude that doesn't treat her right. Should I go talk to her?"
Dave: "Bro, Nicole is what we call a Swiffer. She's only attracted to dusty dudes. You're a good guy. Don't even try to save her!"

by Zoukelas August 21, 2019

swiffer

Nick Perry

He's gay with marc

by Scott Berseth March 29, 2004

Swiffer

Swiffer is a sex technique were you put a dead squirrle, or another fluffy animal, over your dick and penetrait a girl so you swiff the dust out of her pussy.

Last night he made the swiffer, an it was great and im not dusty anymore from inside

by Swiffmaster March 20, 2020

Swiffer

The swiffer is a sex technique where you put a dead squirrle , or another fluffy animal, over your dick and penetrate a girl . Then she is not dusty from inside anymore.

Yesterday my BF made the Swiffer and it was fantastic. I never was so clean!

by Swiffmaster March 20, 2020

Swiffer

When a man edges a woman to the point of her being soaked . The woman then rubs her wet pussy all over the mans naked body .

My girlfriend and I swiffered for hours ; she made such a mess over me .

by Squizz we December 22, 2021

Swiffer

A Swiffer is a Swiftie (Taylor Swift superfan) who will perform sexual favors in exchange for going to a Taylor Swift concert.

Taylor Swift is coming to town. Let’s go to the Hy-Vee and find a Swiffer to take to the show.

by Don Rumsfeld March 18, 2022