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Aw hell yeah I found five bucks!
Sweetass!
by Amanda and Jackie January 29, 2003
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seegasm

The act of seeing someone or something so beautiful that it causes an instant climax to the viewer.
When chris martin was six he gave a girl her first seegasm.
by brittney olsen February 22, 2009
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Sleepgasm

The instantaneous transition from orgasm to sleep. The sleepgasm is an evolutionary trait that male humans have adopted. Being able to fall asleep very quickly after sex made mating much easier by not having to talk to the woman after mating. Sleepgasming could increase a males mating frequency ten folds by not having to listen to that stupid bull shit pillow talk.
Jane was very mad at John for having a sleepgasm before she came.
by rugger4life10 November 10, 2009
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Sleepgasm

NOT sleeping after orgasm!

A sleepgasm is the female version of a wet dream. Usually waking up and orgasming and probably squirting all over your pants.
Usually you'll be dreaming a sex dream but sometimes not.
Claire had a sleepgasm last night!
She jerked awake in the middle of a sex dream mid orgasm!
by Lettuce C-U-P November 22, 2013
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Sweargasm

(SUH-where-gasm) - the explosive rush of profanity that comes as a result of repeated, intense stimulation of the "yerpissinmeoff" nerve. Known to cause light-headedness, a feeling of euphoria, and a need to smoke a cigarette.

Coined with love by facebook Page "Maybe It's NOT Me, Maybe It Is You"
My husband knows all the right moves to lead me to a sweargasm, that man can really piss me off!
by Maybe It's NOT Me August 26, 2011
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Sweetass

An expression, meaning cool, awesome, pimpin, etc.
Bob: Man, did you see that awesome flip I just did?

Fred: Yea man!! That was sweetass.
by FrankieSayRelax August 23, 2009
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Swatgasm

Noun: 1. the physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of coolness, resulting from the stimulation of being a SWAT "operator" and gathering with other "operators" wearing awesome gear and taking bad ass pictures.
2. an instance of experiencing this.
3. intense or unrestrained excitement associated with being around SWAT operators.
4. an instance or occurrence of such excitement

Verb: 5. To have a swatgasm.

See also: SOFgasm.
Q: Why are all those guys in American Flag Hats having such a good time?
A: They are having a Swatgasm. Good thing they are wearing American Flag Hats, otherwise I would have thought they were Brits, and thus, gay.

If it weren't for the constant Swatgasms, I would have to do actual police work.
by TooCoolForSchoolButNot August 10, 2010
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