sandology

The study of sand, surf, beaches, waves, water, shells, flotsam, jetsam, dunes, the coast, and the seaside. A never-ending course in the University of Life.

"What are you doing today?"

"I'm studying sandology"

"You mean you're going to the beach?"

"Um, well, er, yes!"

by beachcomber October 14, 2012

reverse sexology

the ability to convince another person that the first sexual orientation stated or given (usually the correct one) is actually the wrong sexual orientation and that the right sexual orientation is the wrong one. Hence they believe the right sexual orientation is the wrong sexual orientation and subsequently switch their sexual orientation which is the right sexual orientation to the wrong sexual orientation which is the sexual orientation you wanted them to have in the first place

reverse sexology
A (girl):im straight and like penis
B (girl):i have a penis :o wanna see it?
A: ummm actually i like vagina's
B: damn what a shame. ;D

by Absent Emotion December 12, 2011

swagology

The study of a. loot, and b. and/or booty. (The booty referring to pirates' loot, not your rump).

My friend Bob Dylan is studying swagology at a 4-year university named PirateU: "The different types of swag are as varied and myriad as the pirates themselves."

by Kaikate (swagologists) May 10, 2006

skidology

The study and or participation of doing mental burnouts and skids.

"Get Gazza and the boy's down at the burnout pad for some skidology this weekend".

by Larrikin December 11, 2019

Smetology

A religion where men worships women’s ass and boobs.
Men who join this religion are not allowed to settle for less boobs or ass.

We have made arrangements with the smetologists. They pay huge sums for women with ass and boobs.

Smetology is a religion where ass and boobs are worshipped.

by HisRoyalBlackness November 9, 2021

swearology

The art of using swear words as therapy, a new type of anger management by using swearing as a release. Intentionally using “foul language” to express oneself.

I started swearology and its helping me feel less angry.

by Blosso January 8, 2023

Swayology

A cool guy who talks only about mead and weird music from eurovision

Man! that guy has some serious swayology going on.

by swayzzzz December 6, 2024