Sweaties are not the rarest of breeds and should be approached with extreme caution and with plenty of deliberation between you and your drinking buddies for the evening. These aggressive ladies are often found in groups, scantily clad, and sweating profusely from the molly and hours of uncoordinated dancing. Though they are very overweight and most likely dehydrated, do not let that fool you. Once a sweaty has lured you in, they cannot be left behind. She can be driving an early 90's honda hatchback yet she is still going to be right on the tail of your brand new Tesla. If you do manage to break line of sight then they began employing primitive yet effective tracking methods.
Steve Jobs: "Damn, Musk! Looks like it'll be a quiet night for you at the secret lair. What a putz!"
Elon Musk: "Not so fast, cancer man. (take huge rip from blunt) There is still the sweaties inside that turned this foam party into the rinse cycle of a washing machine!"
Elon Musk: "Not so fast, cancer man. (take huge rip from blunt) There is still the sweaties inside that turned this foam party into the rinse cycle of a washing machine!"
by Devonius Tunaman June 12, 2019
Get the Sweaties mug.What happens to you when you smoke too much cannabis on either an empty stomach or after you have been drinking all day. Your body starts to sweat (especially the palms) and you get a nauseous feeling in your stomach.
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The disgraced sibling of 'pattyshop'. A sweetieshop is when the standards and operations of a business/organization, are so subpar, that to call it a pattyshop, would be an insult to the hard-working pattyshops in existence. This word is also popular in Jamaica. However, unlike pattyshop, users of the word do not believe that the tragic establishment, can do better.
Call-Center Worker 1: No sah, kinda pattyshop dis?
Call-Center Worker 2: No girl, ya diss Tastees. This a one sweetieshop.
Call-Center Worker 2: No girl, ya diss Tastees. This a one sweetieshop.
by HadesEX October 11, 2019
Get the sweetieshop mug.A noun or adjective describing something or someone pertaining to Scotland. Derived from the rhyming slang of "sweaty sock" meaning "Jock" (which, in Britain, refers to a Scotsman).
Shopkeeper; "I'm sorry sir, but we don't accept that Sweatish currency south of the border unless we cannot avoid it"
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1st person; "Och aye laddie, t'is a wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie". Second person; "I'm sorry, but that's a lot of sweatish nonsense."
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1st person; "Och aye laddie, t'is a wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie". Second person; "I'm sorry, but that's a lot of sweatish nonsense."
by Controlled Magic December 12, 2008
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Get the sweeties mug.When your in a fun day of gym enjoying a fun game of contact soccer or just pissing around and you get this emense sweat coming on and you start to feel your balls and penis slipping and sliding all over your sweaty legs, then you have a classic case of the sweastys.
sweaty testies= sweasties
Ex. when i went running I had and awfull case of sweasties and had to peal my nuts of my leg like a fruit rollup.
Ex. when i went running I had and awfull case of sweasties and had to peal my nuts of my leg like a fruit rollup.
by Matt Alty, Brad Frink and Andrew Teglas February 7, 2006
Get the sweasties mug.1. When a girl is being sarcastic and often referring to a time she called someone out.
2. When someone forgets the difference between sweet and sweat
2. When someone forgets the difference between sweet and sweat
Girl 1: "And then I said "um sweatie, you BEST not be talking to me that way""
Girl 2: "haha you tell her bitch"
Girl 2: "haha you tell her bitch"
by ChuckLunk4 July 23, 2017
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