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Louisiana swamp melon

A adjective to describe the smell of a women's breast

A way of saying that a girl's tits smell really bad
Hey josh you want to go to britney's house, no dude she's got those louisiana swamp melons
by JHolt1300 November 13, 2020
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rickety swamp

The result of perfectly timed sexual intercourse on a hot and humid summer's day, such that the sweat from the intensity of foreplay is gathered in an external container and applied directly to the genitalia as lubrication. In order to perfect the rickety swamp, the female and male must be poorly trimmed in the nether regions, and three chairs must be used to elevate the female over the container with the remaining sweat. Two chairs hold the legs, spread apart, and the female balances on the third with her torso. The man then stands on his toes and sodomizes from the rear.
The weather was so hot and humid yesterday, that when Sheila and I got back to my place and the AC wasn't working, I grabbed all the chairs from the kitchen table because we had to try the rickety swamp.
by takeittomypeoplesbank April 27, 2017
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swamp gas

An idiom used mainly by politicians (and all other forms of manipulators) to cover something up from the masses / sheeple so they dont panic and shit themselves, and the elected officials can continue to spin their manipulation via the main stream media.
The mass UFO sightings over Arizona were merely swamp gas, so the thousands of people who filmed, photographed and witnessed these events first hand have no idea what they were until we told them it was only swamp gas - much like the experimental covid toxic clotshots that everybody lined up and volunteered for at blind total risk for their health (and their children), but the swamp gas is that they are safe, effective and will stop you from dying. Swamp gas has been around as long as politicians have been around.
by ratsbackside January 15, 2023
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Dirty Sampson

A Dirty Sampson is an action where one scratches their crotch then offers the next person they encounter a handshake
Person: Hey Nathan, Willie totally just gave Jacob a dirty a Dirty Sampson..

Nathan: That's just wrong man, Willie has a bad Dirty Sampson addiction.
by THEnerdyGUY February 12, 2017
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Swamp German

We call Johannes Van Vreek the Swamp German.
by the gerophile December 14, 2009
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Swamp dick

1. Sweaty and stinky balls and Johnson, see crotch rot.
2. Term for caucasian male(s) from non-caucasian male(s), can be racist in use and typically toward southerners, but seeing increase use in Northern California recently.
1. After a night of hot and heavy sex Tyler had a bad case of swamp dick.
2. There's one guy who everything he sees Tyler he screams "Hey swamp dick" at him.
by Humrunner November 9, 2015
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swamp chair

"Swamp chair" rises from the depths of "swamp ass" to create an almost tangible and somehow palatable stench, remniscent of chode, sweat, and fears, which embeds itself into the soul of your standard issue office chair.
Yo Angel, smelled your seat the other day. Smelled a lot like swamp chair. / We thought we were rid of the office stench but then Angel birthed a swamp chair and now we yearn for the days of reheated fish tacos.
by Aquemini May 21, 2015
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