FB Stalker

Someone who hides the fact that they are online and spends lots of time on Facebook in others business: reading status updates, looking at pictures and following conversations and comments with others. He/She may spend hours looking up people from his/her past and or others friends, gathering as much information about them as possible somewhat secretively, without commenting or messaging or otherwise adding that person as a friend.

How do you know about XXXXX?
I was a FB Stalker the last couple days.
Also: FB stalking.

by FunforYOU678 January 8, 2011

quasi-stalk

To almost but not really stalk someone.

The Vampire Diaries:
Caroline: I saw Katherine today
Stefan: Where?
Caroline: At The Grill. I just stopped by to gawk and quasi-stalk Matt.

by Isabella de Luca November 23, 2011

stalker screenname

An alternate screenname used for situations on the internet that require anonymity

You might use your stalker screenname to:

1. check if someone has blocked you on AIM
2. hook up with random people through craigslist
3. harass people you dislike

by Moggraider May 7, 2009

salka

Salka is unique, beautiful and mysterious. She might look intimidating, because of her sophisticated exterior, but once you get to know her, she is eccentric and hilarious. She is creative and smart. Humble and shy to some. Once you become close to her, she is the most outgoing person you will know. She is an intellect-loving books, music, movies, and art. She is foreign, but takes on very well to her new surroundings. She is one of the best friends you could ask for. Also such a wiener.

Damn, I really love Salka.

by wienerdiaries November 5, 2018

stalker talker

A person that relentlessly follows you around talking at you even though you really don't want their attention.

My co-worker is a stalker talker, I just can't get him to leave me alone, he just won't shut up.

by zeus daddy August 12, 2014

Sawalka

When someone does something so irrevocably stupid and easy to avoid that it makes you question their authenticity.

Berry: (rides skateboard in oncoming
lane and gets hit by a garbage truck)

Jake: Dude, you just pulled a sawalka.

by BerryBush October 16, 2019

Thread Stalker

A person who goes from thread to thread on a message board oblivious to other posters, addressing every post you write and rehashing old gripes based on a personal issue they have with you.

John: I am glad someone created a topic about rude drivers. I hate it when people cut me off on the freeway!

Jane: Oh there you go again John! Just like I told you before, you never have kind words for anyone. I noticed you have a problem with people ever since your thread about your sassy, freeloading cousin. You need to get therapy if you can't handle rude drivers and family members, etc. etc.....

John: Jane, you go into every thread I am in and derail it with your personal issue with me. You're nothing but a thread stalker! There's other posters on this message board, you know.

by Lemonade Squeeze September 30, 2012