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Swaffelenbak

The process of going from door to door with a group of top-heavy-penissed individuals to swaffle unaware dooropeners.
Damn kids with your swaffelenbak! I hope my letterbox gives you herpes!
by Skatezofre June 2, 2008
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swaffelen

To slam ones dick - often repeatedly - against the Taj Mahal.
The dutch student was suspended after posting a video of him swaffelen. the infamy made swaffelen the word of the year in 2008 in both the Netherlands and Belgium.
by PB&J112915 February 28, 2017
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swaffelen

To slap your penis against any object, usually your partners face
My g/f really loves it when i swaffelen her
by steroy jenkins March 11, 2009
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swiffling the nig

When someone is giving a hand job and they rub their finger on the tip of the penis. Or when you flick your earlobe...
Damn, that girl is so good at swiffling the nig, I busted.
by Vagdestron May 18, 2023
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shaffering

when an individual likes everything on Facebook.
past term: shaffed
"hey, i just shaffed the shit out of her page"

"who's that chick that keeps liking everything, she's shaffering all over my wall."
by dont.worry.about. it January 21, 2011
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swaffeln

To slab your penis against things.
We swaffeld all together his girlfriends car to humiliate her.

swaffeln for more then one time, duh
by dafuqdog August 1, 2012
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swaffling

The act of slapping something with a semi-erect penis. It's derived from the Dutch verb "swaffelen".

In 2008 it won the title "Dutch word of the year" in a yearly held competion where the Dutch speaking public can vote online which new word, that originated in that year, they liked the most.
It had gotten a lot of media attention because a Dutch student "swaffled" the Taj Mahal on a school trip; and got expelled from his school for that action.

Recently Brittish carshow host Jeremy Clarkson mentioned it in a talkshow (BBC Qi), where he gave the definition: "To bang your penis against the Taj Mahal".

He also mentioned the word on the fifth episode of the new carshow "The Grand Tour" which was hosted from a tent in Rotterdam (the Netherlands).
The Dutch boy that boasted about swaffling the Taj Mahal on his school trip got expelled from his school.
by Kjanneke December 18, 2016
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