Noun. A large sporting event that keeps the male of the species fixated on their television screens and in perfect health for its duration. At the end of the game, those in imperfect health resume the regular rate of calls for oxygen, ambulances, and other health services across the nation. This factoid is documented at answering services for these providers everywhere.
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Get the super bowl mug.The Gayest Overrated Thing On Earth. Millions Of American Men Sit On There Couch Screaming At The T.V Drinking Bear And Jumping Up & Down Every Time Some One Uses There HANDS To Catch Something. Play Breaks Down Every 30 Seconds And Any One Who Is Not An American Fag Has Already Turned Over Or Fell Asleep By Half Time. Supposedly For "Real Men" Because Of The Shit Load Of Protection They Wear. The Actual Event Itself And What They Do At Half Time Is Actually More Interesting Than The Supposed "Game" That Is Being Played. turd
American Fag Number 1: "Oh My God Did You See The Super Bowl?!"
American Fag Number 2: " Of Course! I've Been Waiting For It All Year, I Mean It's Not Exactly Anything Special And Is The Same As Any Other "Footabll" Game I've Seen, But Now It's Over I've Got Nothin' To Do For A Year!"
Non-American Person: "Yer I Tryed Watchin It But I Didn't Know What The Fuck Was Goin' On And They Kept Just Stopping Play, What The Fuck Dude? And I Also Can't Stand Fat Sweaty Americans Getting Over Excited About Some Guy Catchin' A Ball."
American Fag Number 1: "Fair Point."
American Fag Number 2: " Of Course! I've Been Waiting For It All Year, I Mean It's Not Exactly Anything Special And Is The Same As Any Other "Footabll" Game I've Seen, But Now It's Over I've Got Nothin' To Do For A Year!"
Non-American Person: "Yer I Tryed Watchin It But I Didn't Know What The Fuck Was Goin' On And They Kept Just Stopping Play, What The Fuck Dude? And I Also Can't Stand Fat Sweaty Americans Getting Over Excited About Some Guy Catchin' A Ball."
American Fag Number 1: "Fair Point."
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The Bengals didn't make the super bowl becuase Kimo Von Oellhoffen sucker tackled Carson Palmer and tore his ACL during the AFC wild card round. What a bummer:-(.
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Get the Super Bowl mug.Much like Champion's League Finals to Europeans, the Super Bowl is the ultimate climax of a NFL season and also a big deal to many Americans. And because of the nature of the game, the game has became a gigantic eye magnet, so advertisers will get the chance to put advertisements and celebrities will try to get on the stage for the half time show, and so there will be a lot of discussions surrounding the half time show and the ads, and sometimes even more than the game itself.
European: Could you explain to me what is Super Bowl?
American: It's like the climax of the whole (American) football season, where two strongest teams will compete against each other, it's much like Champion's League Finals to you guys.
American: It's like the climax of the whole (American) football season, where two strongest teams will compete against each other, it's much like Champion's League Finals to you guys.
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