sugz

refering to a person who is sweet as sugar

SuGz is so sweet and caring

by Saagar Patel January 28, 2004

segz

when sexual intercourse is terrible and/or laughable. For example, sex in which one or both persons involved wears socks, queafs, is a one minute man, or listens to Jerry Vale.

"Dammit girl I thought we'd get knock da boots fo real but we just had segz."

by Marjorie Flores from Ishcombobbido February 27, 2008

Suezy

A gaping sphincter on a women due to being a huge anal slut. Mostly appears in porn but sometimes appears on the tramp you brought home lastnight from the local dive. Also see Mileormore

Guy: "Oh my god you have a huge suezy suezy, suezy,!" Girl: "Why did you have to say it like that?" Guy: "I didn't, it was an echo, echo, echo."

by etherae1 October 25, 2010

Suez Canal Crisis

When an exceptionally dry and rough piece of poop gets lodged sideways in your rectum, constipating you for several days. This can be made exceptionally worse with the buildup of the runs / Taco Bell liquid shit attempting to vacate your butthole and causing a massive backpressure.

The only acceptable solution is to manually dig to dislodge the sideways piece with your fingers, or have a small team of your family and friends help with the excavation process.

I ate so much fast food last weekend at 3 am that I've got a Suez Canal Crisis on my hands. Nearly popped a blood vessel pushing on it. I'm going to have to go digging to clear the obstruction. Where's my poop knife?

by thewalex March 31, 2021

segzey

a very attractive individual- who is liked very very much, especially by their significant other. this is a word typically used by a s/o to show their affection for the other.

my girlfriend christina is segzey asf<3

by tatyanapolak December 22, 2021

suegocasm

Super Egotistical Sarcam

SU(per)EGO(tistical)(sar)CASM

SU-EGO-CASM

pronounced SWAG-O-CASM or SWAY-GO-CASM

definition - to say something really egotistical jokingly

**even if no one else knows you're joking

I'm really glad we're friends. You're such an awesome friend!
I KNOW! I'm the best friend EVER!!!

**can be said after such shenanigans or you can just say something that's suegocasmic and let others decide if you really are joking

by allstreeter September 10, 2011

sueg

A take on the word "swag" used by people who are lacking in it.

ey haf rali gewd sueg

by SU3GM4ST0R 0F D1S4ST4 September 13, 2011