scroll 'n' lol

Surfing on a funny image-based website for a long time without any facial expression - sometimes interrupted by slightly smiling or gasping.

Mostly done whenever you actually have lots of things to be done.

-Dude, are you again sittin' all night in front of this 9gag-website?
-Yeah.. I've an assignment due tomorrow.
-Great bro, scroll 'n' lol!

-What are you doing?
-Nothing, just scroll 'n' lol.

by mr.ukas October 24, 2012

Suckology

The study of sucking

I got my Masters in suckology, at MIT

by SuckologyBoys May 5, 2015

Slow your Scroll

A statement said to someone who navigates the internet to fast.

Dude check out Sarah's Facebook page. (As he skips four pictures of Sarah's bangin friends) WOAH WOAH! SLOW YOUR SCROLL MAN!!

by Adhymans February 15, 2009

Scroll Hole

The uncontrollable act of endlessly and mindlessly scrolling through your social media feed. i.e. Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, tumblr etc

I'm 45 minutes deep in a "scroll hole" on Facebook.

by mrsstrphstr May 1, 2016

reverse suckology

To give sympathy head with the intent of never talking to the recipient again. Similar to reverse psychology, but with dicks.

Taylor: Hey Malanie, you get rid of Nathan yet?

Melanie: Yeah I just gave him some head, so hopefully he won't try to talk to me again.

Taylor: Classic reverse suckology.

by Meisterbater May 22, 2016

scrolltism

When you have an impulse to scroll through a list rather than simply searching.

Man, I hate when I'm in a rush but my Scrolltism acts up and it takes me 10 minutes to find something.

I could just search for it, but I have this sort of scrolltism that makes me have to scroll through the list and find it.

by IpoSnoozeyFatee1 March 30, 2021

Scroll Troll

A Troll who posts an extremely large picture post for no reason other than to aggravate people. This forces others trying to make it to the recent post to scroll down through the large picture. This kind of activity can be found on internet forums.

Scroll Troll: (Huge Picture Post)
Person: Dude, shut the fuck up you Scroll Troll.

by Xavier-Marxel August 26, 2009