Sucker punch

Noun.

This word describes the action of one person striking another wherein the attacker takes the victim completely by surprise. The act is intentional and employed by the attacker to gain an advantage over a victim. Often times, the victim likely did not have his guard up; was trying to avoid an argument/fight; did not want to fight.

This attack is most frequntly used by cowards, snitches, African American thugs (verifiable on YouTube video play), ghetto hood rats, Florence Mayweather, Tito Ortiz, and Sharkeisha.

Mortimer: That first hit, when Tyrone punched Versace in the grill, was one hell of a knock out blow!

Otto: Are you kidding? He didn't see it coming! It was a total sucker punch.

Mortimer: Yeah, well it ended the fight quick.

Sucker punch by Dudley Smith November 14, 2016

Sucker punch

A sexual act in witch a female is sucking a dick and punching the balls repeatedly at the same time

Hey baby I'm gonna sucker punch you all night long

Sucker punch by big dicking it December 5, 2017

sucker punch

The act of saying "Hey what's that just there on your shirt?" then as the person looks down, punching them swiftly in the face.

"Hey what's that?"

BAM.

"Pfft, cock."

sucker punch by East Hills Boy September 8, 2004

Sucker Punch

In 2008, in a post-300 coke binge, alleged film maker Zack Snyder sexually violated a goat, somehow managing to impregnate it. He filmed the subsequent abortion and in a fit of pure douche-baggery released the cinematic compilation of this footage on unsuspecting audiences in 2011.

Dude I was so wasted last night, I haven't thrown up that much since the time I saw Sucker Punch.

Sucker Punch by Free Phil Ivey May 10, 2011

sucker punch

while squared off with your opponent,shaking the right fist,as if ur gonna throw it,then in the magic second they make eye contact with it,you nail the lid shut with ur left!,that's a true sucker punch.

i saw his gaze train on my right fist,just before i'd cleaned his clock with my left lightning bolt!

sucker punch by blackhawk November 12, 2004

Sucker Punch

Gay slang for sucking dick

"I got a sucker punch last night from Zak."

Sucker Punch by BootHands December 7, 2020

Sucker Punch

When your being eaten out by a guy/girl and your prolapse shoots out when you cum and you hit them in the chin.

Johnny was doing such a good job eating me out I totally sucker punched him. That will teach him for not using lube.

Sucker Punch by pot007 February 8, 2015