Suckass

The Act of Placing an Ass in One's Mouth and Salivating it Like it Ain't No Shit.

"Man, That Was Totally Suckass."

by beb February 7, 2003

Suckass Samsonite

A gritty and angry little nickname I coined as a child for my peripatetic father who frequently left me at home in the boring United States while he traveled all over the world having interesting adventures.

I was standing at the front door for what seemed like the hundredth time saying goodbye to him and after glancing downward at his worn, blue suitcase, I uttered, “See you sometime, Suckass Samsonite, have a nice trip!”

by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2021

suckass sucker

the worst type of a sucker. this is the dude that gets the raw deal. being a suckass sucker is something that nobody strives toward. somebody who gets stuck doing something totally boring while his/her friends are out doing something fun.

me: i just won a trip to vegas. i can take one friend. do you want to go?
friend: no, i can't. i have to babysit my cousin this weekend. i can't even watch the big game.

me: man, you are a suckass sucker.

friend: i know...kill me now.

by tonedog five January 18, 2005

Suckass

an idiot, you can't suck an ass

A: Have you heard about jimmy, the new student in 8th Grade?
B: Yeah, he's a suckass

by Acoolgu June 2, 2022

Suckass

When an Enrique gives someone shit for going upstairs, and he himself goes upstairs.

Enrique makes fun of people for going up stairs, but he himself is under the desk being a suckass

by Thetruther3234 May 16, 2023