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an idiot, you can't suck an ass
A: Have you heard about jimmy, the new student in 8th Grade?
B: Yeah, he's a suckass
Suckass by Acoolgu June 2, 2022
When an Enrique gives someone shit for going upstairs, and he himself goes upstairs.
Enrique makes fun of people for going up stairs, but he himself is under the desk being a suckass
Suckass by Thetruther3234 May 16, 2023

Suckass Samsonite 

A gritty and angry little nickname I coined as a child for my peripatetic father who frequently left me at home in the boring United States while he traveled all over the world having interesting adventures.
I was standing at the front door for what seemed like the hundredth time saying goodbye to him and after glancing downward at his worn, blue suitcase, I uttered, “See you sometime, Suckass Samsonite, have a nice trip!”

suckass sucker

the worst type of a sucker. this is the dude that gets the raw deal. being a suckass sucker is something that nobody strives toward. somebody who gets stuck doing something totally boring while his/her friends are out doing something fun.
me: i just won a trip to vegas. i can take one friend. do you want to go?
friend: no, i can't. i have to babysit my cousin this weekend. i can't even watch the big game.

me: man, you are a suckass sucker.

friend: i know...kill me now.
suckass sucker by tonedog five January 18, 2005

suck ass 

When you play Twisted Fate against assassins.
"Fuck Fizz"
"Fuck Rengar"
"Fuck everyone"
"You suck ass"
"Uninstall"
suck ass by DestroyerShadow July 8, 2016

suckastink!

adj. Extremely foul smelling.
That millipede crawled across my foot and when I put said foot to my nose suckastink!
suckastink! by Santilena August 23, 2007