Stumpy
Stumpy by anyonononmous April 3, 2003
Stumpy
A redneck drinking game played out in the country. It is played with a large tree stump, hammer, and nails. Everyone has a nail partly tapped in on the stump and a drink in their hand, preferably a beer. The rotation goes in a circle and each player must flip and catch the hammer mid air and hit someone else's nail. If they drop the hammer or miss a nail, they lose the turn. The last nail standing is winner.
This game can be extremely dangerous. Sometimes the nails fly and hit people in the eye or hammers get dropped on toes or other body parts. Sometimes, once very intoxicated, the hammer can hit someone in the face, causing injury.
This game can be extremely dangerous. Sometimes the nails fly and hit people in the eye or hammers get dropped on toes or other body parts. Sometimes, once very intoxicated, the hammer can hit someone in the face, causing injury.
Bubba: Man, i got nothin to do tonight..
Bill: Wanna play some stumpy?
Bubba: Hell yea man, stumpy is the best, better grab some nails
Bill: Wanna play some stumpy?
Bubba: Hell yea man, stumpy is the best, better grab some nails
Stumpy by bubbfromthenorth November 21, 2011
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Stumpy
A drunken one night stand soo ugly,when you wake up the next day with her on your arm, you would rather gnore your own arm off leaving you with a stump for a arm, instead of waking them.
(because obv alchohol will make a lass look way more attractive then they are)
(because obv alchohol will make a lass look way more attractive then they are)
stumpy
to have the characteristics of a tiny individual; resembling a person who dies in combat due to being stepped on
Stumpy
an individual who is picked on or taken advantage of for having non functional legs or not posessing legs whatsoever.
Dick Cheney was playing foosball with Maya Angelo last week when all of a sudden Cheney's legs fell off and Maya Angelo ran off with his legs.
Stumpy by Kate is bait November 20, 2004