stumpy

someone with a flat face, looks like they've been hit in the face with a tree stump
little boy : mummy look at that girl over there
mum: yes son shes stumpy
by DinkyDizzy May 21, 2005
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stumpy

a boob that is significantly smaller than the other one
your left boob looks like a stumpy!
by yo momms February 08, 2010
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stumpy

#1- " Someone who is the definition of a tool. They hold the world record for the most pimples. They once ate a mans face. They enjoy pizza and pop."

#2- " Havimg a small carrot."
" Did you see that stumpy eat that man whole?!?!"
by finx June 16, 2007
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Stumpy

When ones height is exceeded by their width
That nigga so stumpy he must be related to Spencer Friedman
by Savage mike March 04, 2019
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Stumpy

A student at State University of New York College of Environmental Science and Forestry, less obnoxiously SUNY ESF. Many students identify themselves as a "Stumpy" (or "Stumpie"). The nickname was given to students by their neighbors at Syracuse University, probably in the 1920s, and most-likely refers to forestry "stump jumpers". Although originally used as an insult, today, most students embrace the nickname with pride.


basically we're a bunch of super rad hippies at ESF. you're jealous, it's okay.
"We are stumpys and proud!"
by mb_esf August 28, 2008
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Stumpy

After abusing a substance, this word is often thrown around to indicate that one is intoxicated and generally affected by said substance.
DC: C'mon man, get in the car!
MM: Man, I'm way too stumpy.
by cc58 January 19, 2006
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Stumpy

A penis that is under 2 inches, not circumcised and retarded.
Thats an awfully stumpy penis you got there Mr. Bob
by anyonononmous April 04, 2003
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