stumpy

someone with a flat face, looks like they've been hit in the face with a tree stump

little boy : mummy look at that girl over there
mum: yes son shes stumpy

by DinkyDizzy May 23, 2005

stumpy

a boob that is significantly smaller than the other one

your left boob looks like a stumpy!

by yo momms February 10, 2010

stumpy

#1- " Someone who is the definition of a tool. They hold the world record for the most pimples. They once ate a mans face. They enjoy pizza and pop."

#2- " Havimg a small carrot."

" Did you see that stumpy eat that man whole?!?!"

by finx July 14, 2007

Stumpy

When ones height is exceeded by their width

That nigga so stumpy he must be related to Spencer Friedman

by Savage mike March 4, 2019

Stumpy

A student at State University of New York College of Environmental Science and Forestry, less obnoxiously SUNY ESF. Many students identify themselves as a "Stumpy" (or "Stumpie"). The nickname was given to students by their neighbors at Syracuse University, probably in the 1920s, and most-likely refers to forestry "stump jumpers". Although originally used as an insult, today, most students embrace the nickname with pride.


basically we're a bunch of super rad hippies at ESF. you're jealous, it's okay.

"We are stumpys and proud!"

by mb_esf October 18, 2008

Stumpy

After abusing a substance, this word is often thrown around to indicate that one is intoxicated and generally affected by said substance.

DC: C'mon man, get in the car!
MM: Man, I'm way too stumpy.

by cc58 January 21, 2006

Stumpy

A penis that is under 2 inches, not circumcised and retarded.

Thats an awfully stumpy penis you got there Mr. Bob

by anyonononmous April 3, 2003