stupied

verb: to have studied something but have gotten stupider because of it

adjective: describes a person who seems to only become dumberer

A: "OMG, I studied for two months straight and got a lower score on the test!!"

B: "Wow, you must have stupied really hard for that one. You are so stupied."

by AGiTCHY January 8, 2011

Gender Studies

An academic field created out of thin air and built on a foundation of bullshit. It recruits unsocialized, lesbian undergraduates and teaches them the proper technique for blaming all of their real and imaginary problems on a hypothetical, ancient, patriarchal conspiracy.

Gender Studies should be a fascinating subject but it’s only studied by insane people.

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover March 23, 2019

Women's Studies

Largely a load of superficial misandrist nonsense, dealing out platitudinous drivel about the obvious and obviously false. Taken seriously at Berkeley, but dismissed at decent universities.

'Hey dad, i'm thinking about taking women's studies at university next year.'

'What happened to philosophy, politics and economics, son?'

'Yeah right!...who wants to know about dead white men?!'

'i'll see you at the drive-thru.'

by Max Biggins August 3, 2012

Ph.D. in recess studies

This is someone with graduate studies in a useless area.

The Urban Gender department specializes in the Ph.D. in recess studies!

by I, Wreckerrr June 15, 2021

Recent studies

Something you say to lend more credibility to your totally real statistics.

Person A: Recent studies say that humans are not actually humans but they’re humans instead.
Person B: Wow, I trust you because those studies are recent and not old!

by TheDumbestMostUnfunnyPerson January 9, 2021

studiesweekly

That stupid website where they thought you random and stupid history events.

Teacher: hey log into studiesweekly
Students: ughhh ok 🙄

by deecothedinosaur November 19, 2020

Gender Studies

1) A university program that the public hates, is deemed a waste of taxpayer money, and is extremely popular amongst the young female demographic.
2) (adj.) used to describe any program that you hate.
3) What everyone who is a fan of dream SMP will take in college.

1) "Gender studies has no business in universities, because it is an ideology not a science" - everyone
2) I took digital humanities expecting it to be a breeze but instead got a full-blown history lesson. It was absolutely gender studies!
3) I asked everyone in DreamNotFound's chat what they wanted to do in college/uni and they all replied 'gender studies'. I ALT+F4'd the stream immediately.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 21, 2022