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Strumming

Shes so hot i think im gonna start strumming my self
by RoadMan420 February 5, 2018
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Strum

Strum, Wisconsin is a tiny town south of Eau Claire, WI. There population is just over 1,000. Kids who live in Strum attend Eleva-Strum High school, a school which dominates many sports. Strum is a great place to live and usually people from Strum are funny and nice. Everyone knows everyone. Typical small town. Full of Norweigans.
Typical Strum, WI:
Man: Hey what time does the post office close?

Woman: I don't know, call the Hardware store and ask them to look across the street to see if the open sign is up.

or

Man: I forgot to tell my wife to pick up hotdog buns at the grocery store! *calls Robbes*

Cashier: Robbes, this is Joyce.

Man: Hi is Mary in the store?

Joyce: You betcha, she just walked in.

Man: Could you please tell her to grab a pack of hotdog buns.

Joyce: Sure thing. Say, how is your mother doing? Is she out of the hospital now?

Man: She's doing well, thank you.
by wordDmakErr December 2, 2011
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Strumming

Soaking in a bucket of spicy marinade, preferably with family members.
"Look Donny, I'm strumming!"
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Strum

Kind of like a 'scrum' that you would have in a Rugby game, accept instead, the Meryl Streep fans of the world jump on Meryl and her husband Don Gummer.

Get it? Streep, Gummer, Strummer?

Scrum, Strummer, 'Strum'?
"OMFG, what I'd get in a strum with Meryl..."
by Elzibubb October 23, 2009
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strum down

Chief White Halfoat: "Oh, Sheila, I forgot my guitar in the car, if you give me a minute to come back I can give you a strum down... (winks) if you're interested."

Sheila: "Oh yes, I would love a hard strum down."
by danglyballzjohn June 4, 2018
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Beef strumming

Beef strumming is the act of pulling ones vagina lips taught and having your partner play your lips like a harp with their toung.
My mom caught me Beef strumming my step-sister
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Strum the Banjo

When your partner grasps your penis with one hand and vigorously strokes your banjo string on the underside of the penis up and down with two fingers until you bust a nut.

The banjo sting is medically known as the the frenulum.
Nothing makes me bust a nut faster than when Rachel strums the banjo.

I let the babysitter strum the banjo last night.
by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2018
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