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strangle toe

When the Big Toe manages to squeeze through a newly formed hole in the sock, but then finds itself stuck there, being choked to death by the sock, until the shoe is removed and it can be manually released.

The strangle toe commonly occurs with men's dress socks, which are ridiculously thin.

See also double strangle toe.
I had the worst day at work today. I got strangle toe and kept having to go to the bathroom to remove my shoe and release my toe. I need to get some new socks before I lose a toenail.
by DudeWhat January 7, 2010
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Strangle a badger

Guy 1: Im sorry man but i once strangled a badger over your Girlfriends Facebook....

Guy 2: WHY!!!!!!

Guy 3: Strangle a badger? I may try this out.
by Captain1x January 19, 2011
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Stranglefuck

1.) The act of strangling your lover into unconsciousness at the moment of orgasm in order to heighten the sexual thrill. Extremely dangerous since an overly enthusiastic practitioner may find his or her opposite propelled not into rapturous delight, but instead into eternity.

2.) An effective way of permanently dispatching an especially tiresome bitch.
1.) Whoa! I stranglefucked Britany the other night, and I came in her like a firehose, Dude. She freaked at first but now she wants to do it.

2.) I'd like to stranglefuck that stuck-up cunt and nut in her eye.
by Dr. Diddle April 14, 2005
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Strangle Bate

Also known as autoerotic asphyxiation.

During masturbation, the masturbator will choke away his own oxygen to enhance the orgasm.

It is believed the pain/sensation increases the amount of chemicals released in the brain during intercourse, hence making it so much more fun by yourself.
I almost killed myself stranglebating last night. Jesus I need a girlfriend.
by Senshi March 1, 2005
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Straggle daggle

A generally unhealthy white trash type individual. Often unemployed, surviving on government assistance, and maintaining several different addictions (food, sugar, alcohol, illegal drugs).
Straggle Daggles never thrive, they merely survive.
by Vinny the Mick July 3, 2023
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Strangle Kojak

when a guy is alone he might want some love - no girls around he'll have to strangle Kojak.
see masturbate
"hey honey im going out for a while"
"alright time to get out my playboy and Strangle Kojak"
by simon June 18, 2006
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Straggle Cat(s)

An attractive woman or group of women who constantly complain, act better than they are or who have attitudes with men. These women have little to no income, they typical live with parents or room mates, and can be seen straggling at local night clubs, or on social media sites. These women usually try to avoid men of means due to the mans non-compliance for dealing with the issues of the particular woman.
Carey- Hey Rickey, you see those females over there?
Rickey-Yeah I see them, they looking good!
Carey-True that, but they jus some "Straggle Cat(s)", only thing they have going is their looks.
by Uncle Luc May 20, 2013
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