A group of over zealous losers who enjoy spending their friday nights in the parking lots of Wendys or Old Chigago pizzerias thinking they are the coolest thing to happen to the ford mustang in it's 48 year existence, when the harsh reality of it is that they are either A)gay, B)old, C)ugly, D)a complete tool, or E) all four.
The average stanggang member has a weakass mustang, possibly still lives with his/her parents and is for all intents and purposes... a complete asshat. They tend to recommend you to speed shops in the local area who like to completely fuck up your car and take all of your money, such as SnR Performance and Real Speed for example. Inreturn the moderators do not let anyone "bash" any of these "vendors" or speed shops due to their anti-drama policy, which inturn casuses anti-drama drama.
Despite having "high performance" cars they put down and bash street racing at any chance they get, as if none of them have ever done it. They prefer to run their slow ass cars on the dynos because supposedly "it's the same as racing" a quote made by one of their speed shop vendors. I guess that makes sense for them considering none of them actually know how to drive their cars. :faggotshit:
The average stanggang member has a weakass mustang, possibly still lives with his/her parents and is for all intents and purposes... a complete asshat. They tend to recommend you to speed shops in the local area who like to completely fuck up your car and take all of your money, such as SnR Performance and Real Speed for example. Inreturn the moderators do not let anyone "bash" any of these "vendors" or speed shops due to their anti-drama policy, which inturn casuses anti-drama drama.
Despite having "high performance" cars they put down and bash street racing at any chance they get, as if none of them have ever done it. They prefer to run their slow ass cars on the dynos because supposedly "it's the same as racing" a quote made by one of their speed shop vendors. I guess that makes sense for them considering none of them actually know how to drive their cars. :faggotshit:
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the stanggang is faggotshit.
tim cannot drive his mustang, so he fried his clutch 3 times.
pineapple.
the stanggang is faggotshit.
tim cannot drive his mustang, so he fried his clutch 3 times.
pineapple.
by stuntman mike October 30, 2007
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Innocent Person: "I think it is important that school children wear school uniforms".
Strawmanning Person: "Hitler believed in people wearing uniforms, are you trying to make all children Nazis?"
Innocent Person: No, that is not at all what I meant!
Strawmanning Person: Ha! I pwned you!
Strawmanning Person: "Hitler believed in people wearing uniforms, are you trying to make all children Nazis?"
Innocent Person: No, that is not at all what I meant!
Strawmanning Person: Ha! I pwned you!
by Netal Beattie November 16, 2011
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Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Taking matters into your own hands
Holding your sausage hostage
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Taking matters into your own hands
Holding your sausage hostage
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
I couldnt catch any chickenheads last night. So, I went home and strangled Kojak whilst the dog licked my balls
by Drilla Killa November 4, 2004
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After Lou broke up with his lady, we had to endure his incessant rant about how he now must resort to self-stranging.
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That chick is dressed like a strapman.
Those to strapmen are going to go home and eat each other out.
Those to strapmen are going to go home and eat each other out.
by Que Passa Meng August 18, 2011
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There's John using the strawman defense filing paperwork that he's not really "John" because they spelled his name in all caps in his discovery file and misusing court rulings from 150 years ago to claim they have no jurisdiction over him so they must let him go.
Darrell Brooks tried this type of argument which is growing im popularity amongst psychopaths and their defense.
Darrell Brooks tried this type of argument which is growing im popularity amongst psychopaths and their defense.
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