A type of face usually made by online video chatters. This face suggest that masturbation is being had somewhere where you can not see. The suggestion is strong however, and with most people, you know they're really just whacking it down there.
*Video chatting on 4Chan*
*Silent face after silent face*
"God damn... These guys and girls are just their practicing straight faces"
*Silent face after silent face*
"God damn... These guys and girls are just their practicing straight faces"
by mrstraightface June 20, 2011
by .ayano aishi. August 15, 2019
When someone posts some boring ass stuff and you wanna call them out. No one likes Tik Tok, your memes aren’t funny anymore.
by Videotaped iron April 15, 2019
1. The act of a gay individual repressing his/her identity (including, but not limited to, their ideas, appearance and sexual attraction) for a more heterosexual one while in public.
2. Straight face is usually used when an individual does not want "others" to know that they are gay, so they may opt to take on a more "straight" persona to protect their interests. (Note: Not to be confused with being on the down low or in the closet, these specific terms do not apply).
2. Straight face is usually used when an individual does not want "others" to know that they are gay, so they may opt to take on a more "straight" persona to protect their interests. (Note: Not to be confused with being on the down low or in the closet, these specific terms do not apply).
John identifies as a gay man around his friends and family, however, at work, his co-workers believe him to be straight because he portrays himself as a "stereotypical" heterosexual male through his inadvertent qualities and/or behaviors. For an example, he may participate in conversations about sexy women, and do other things he normally would not, only to conform. This is called "straight face".
by Pierre Estelle March 14, 2010
The straight face test is a human bullshit detector. If a lie is so bogus, that it can not be uttered with a straight face, it does not pass the straight face test.
Tim: Did your wife buy that bullshit about how you buying a Harley, because they get good gas mileage for your work commute?
Sully: No dude, she saw right through it; It didn’t pass her straight face test.
Sully: No dude, she saw right through it; It didn’t pass her straight face test.
by P-Biddy July 11, 2018
inhuman, most prob an alien in disguise of a human kid with a straight face who doesnt know any language or any sort of communication skills.
STAY AWAY (he can vapourize u)
STAY AWAY (he can vapourize u)
me: hi friend whaddup
him: make a straight face and ignores completely (obviously the straight face kid)
him: make a straight face and ignores completely (obviously the straight face kid)
by Gaming 4 Eveyone YT December 22, 2020
A guy that pretends to be straight but is actually gay, and continues to pretend he's not when he clearly is. Basically a way to describe metrosexual men, who care too much about their looks and wear tight jeans that squeeze their shrivelled up nuts. An all time great way to stop a guy like that with just one line, use it carefully, it will create major tension and a room full of silence!
Shut up about your hair straightener, you straight faced faggot!
Do they make those for men or for straight faced faggots?
Just come out of the closet and admit it, you straight faced faggot!
As if you wanna discuss how you only wash your hair once a week, are you a straight faced faggot or what?
Do they make those for men or for straight faced faggots?
Just come out of the closet and admit it, you straight faced faggot!
As if you wanna discuss how you only wash your hair once a week, are you a straight faced faggot or what?
by niggawhat! May 2, 2010