stowaway

a friend who rides in a car with a group of females after the bar closes to ensure they come back to your house for a late night gathering. The stowaway helps thwart the negative energy carried by the overly cautious fat, or bitchy female of the group who thinks they should just go home.

I wasn't sure if those girls were actually going to come back to our place after the bar closed. Fortunately, Uncle Bob talked his way into their car and became a stowaway.

by Alfonso P. McLean March 3, 2008

Stowaway

Noun - The bit of toilet paper left in the crack of a woman's ass. It normally rides undetected until discovered by the woman's lover. Said lover then must decide to do one of three things:

1. Clandestinely pluck it out and act like it was never there, then try to shake off the disturbing visual without losing his erection.

2. Do nothing but stare at it like a beacon while simultaneously supressing the urge to laugh and/or cry.

3. Pull out immediately, hands to the heavens, lamenting "Game over man! Game over!"

Hugh: "So how did it go with Bree last night? You hit that or what?"

Jasper: "Oh MAN! She had a stowaway. When I saw that I lost my hard-on faster than your Mom hits her knees."

Hugh: "TIMMMBBERRRR!!!"

by SwordofDamocles November 28, 2010

stowaway

(n) (stoh-uh-wey) - the small remainder of a bowel movement that doesn't leave with the rest of the movement; it leaves the feeling that although the vast majority of the fecal matter in the colon has been evacuated, there remains a small but not negligible amount still present

I would have felt great after that dump, but I had a stowaway, and almost pulled something getting rid of it.

by the Progrum May 22, 2010

Stowaway Stoner

A person who smokes weed regularly but, instead of getting weed from their own dealer, stows away in large groups of people (usually acquaintances, friends-of-friends, etc.) in an effort to score a free toke or two without having to go through the legwork of acquiring their own marijuana.

Person 1:
"That girl over there totally just tagged along to mooch weed off of us. We hardly even know her..."

Person 2:
"Yea, I know. She's such a stowaway stoner."

by slickrick69 June 30, 2015

stowaway

An uneaten item of food still in your mouth hours after you thought you'd eaten it.

Always rinse your mouth out after eating to avoid stowaways.

by maidhcil mac fheorais October 5, 2007

stowaway

The act of hiding a used condom in your partners purse or bag after perfoming coitus

Man, that girl caught the stowaway i left in her bag... she's pissed now!

by deeznuts123 June 7, 2010

Reverse Stowaway

the expulsion of air through the anus after engaging in anal penetration of some kind; the anal equivalent of “queef”

They laughed it off, even after a reverse stowaway made its appearance, refusing to let it kill the mood.

by 0rc January 25, 2026