stosh

a cigarette

I'm going to light a stosh and then put it out in your eye.

by Todd Weberlinski December 13, 2003

STOSH

A poser; a total loser; someone who fakes their death publicly in order to gain sympathy he doesn't deserve.

A man so ugly it would require women to place two paper bags on his head in order to make love with him; revolting.

Secret code for: Stashing your Cock ring

Another word for an asshole.

"I can't believe you sent a fake obituary out on Facebook, you're a total STOSH!"

"I'd screw you, but you're a stosh and a half!"

"I'm wearing my STOSH...can you tell?"

"Shut up, you're a total STOSH!"

by Cork and Pork September 15, 2011

stosh

douche bag.

my grundle itches.
dam you stosh.

by paris (whore) hilton May 1, 2009

Stoshing

When something is so good it makes you want to eject anally

'oh my god look at that stoshing selection of fine wines'
'Have you seen my stoshing new pineapple?'
My girlfriends rear end makes a stoshing entry'

by SuckYourNan March 1, 2009

stosh

a stupid kid that always dumps you and is a homosexual!!!

Did you hear stosh dumped me for a guy???

by kiki fantana July 31, 2006

Stosh wood

Stosh wood is water logged, Termite infested, over priced feces covered firewood.

"Wow this fire wood is real stosh wood"
"Daughter: Do you smell that?
Mom: ew yes, what is that?
Daughter: must be that stosh wood.

by Harleyquin1319 February 10, 2015

stoshing out

STOSHING OUT .... A northern Tasmanian way of saying you have fucked up hard !

"Bec is "stoshing out"
really hard!

Did you hear about kumar : he broke mountain biking , he really stoshed out this time !

by Poppoli October 6, 2016