scoonage

An often larger than expected bag of the tastiest treats available at Parker's Market in Savannah, GA. The "scoonage" can be found at the center of the store in large clear jars.

Murdoc: Yo Tweezy we need to get that scoonage bro.

Tweezy: scoooooooonage

Shrek: hey man, hit this.

by DirtyFeet February 4, 2009

stoonge

1) a penis 2)A major insult if someone calls u a stoonge fight them immediately

I'm gonna whip out my stoonge.

He called me a stoonge so I killed him.

by Stoongeheadedyak April 18, 2018

Stonager

Your typical teenage high school kid that gets stoned and slacks off all day.

Security guard 1: We got a stonager going into spencers.

Security guard 2: Shouldnt he be in school right now?

Security Guard 1: The little punk is skipping again... last week I caught him trying to steal a bob marley cd at Best Buy. I also found a dime bag of marijuana on him!

Security guard 2: Gasp! Call for back up!!!
Lets trespass this punk!

by YumYum69 March 11, 2009

spoonage

A sexual inuendo for many sexual acts like blow jobs or eating out.

Kayla put the spoon in her mouth and removed it slowly, and Ashlyn yelled "Kayla, nice spoonage!" Dan then offered her more spoonage while cooking.

by jmb11111 March 11, 2009

Stoopnagel

A dim-bulb boob. A thoroughly stupid chump.

Named after Colonel Lemuel Q. Stoopnagel (F. Chase Taylor), a character on the radio a long time ago.

Richard eats pancakes cooked on one side only, batter-side up. He's a real Stoopnagel!

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

spoonage

When a person grabs a plastic spoon(or spork), puts some kind of food on its end and flicks the food in another's face

Alex had some major spoonage on Mike at the lunch table

by Gabe November 10, 2003

maximum spoonage

When you have a spoon, preferably a diamond Incursted one. Then you spoon something to the maximum level

Picking that rock up with a spoon was total maximum Spoonage

by Bossbrother7 December 24, 2014