stonker

1. An erect penis

2. A foolish or ittitating person.

3. Something really cool.
1. I got a stonker while watching an arousing film.

2. That John is such a stonker.

3. This cream cake is stonking!
by StigmataMartyr July 30, 2004
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ive got the stonker of a life time and its all for u!
by steve September 20, 2003
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Stonker

Slang for anything massive or large.
Check out my poo, it's a stonker!
by guidopestoni August 31, 2010
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Derived from the Latin word for erection, "Stonker" is used widely to describe a male's erect penis.
Mark has a stonker.
Mark has a stonking hard-on.
by Bob February 23, 2005
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Drunk or tired, weary.

Can be used in either context.
"Yeah, I just got home from work and I'm stonkers."

"Let's go out and get stonkers!"
by Scott February 10, 2005
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this is the stinkiest fart that is ever possible. there is nothing worse than getting a whiff of a stonker. some say hittler used stonkers as his most effective weapon in the second world war.
for more effect, they can be called eggy stonkers
guy 1="awhhh sickkkk that guy just did a serious stonker"
guy 2= "thats one eggy stonker"
by mokeykenlon May 08, 2008
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Denotes an especially large ammount of cannabis being pulled in a smoking deivce such as a bottle bag or a bucket or a bong.
Go easy on that one, it's a stonker mate
by Matt October 20, 2004
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