Stonehenge

Homer Simpson: Listen up, Stonehenge. I made a drawing of the places on Marge you can't touch.
British guy: Oh, you needn't worry. I'm a bit of an elbow man m'self, actually.
by Hellios2 September 24, 2013
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Another way of vandalizing Porto-Potties, In This Definition, Stonehenging is a way to lift a Porto-Potty On Top Of A Picnic Table... (Such as how old cave men did when they found a way to lift heavy blue stones on to the top of the ruins at Stonehenge.) It Also Adds Confusion to the faces of people when they go ahead to use it. In order to do that without lifting the very heavy Porto-Potty on top of the table, all you have to do is tilt the Porto-Potty Forwards till you get about a 60 degree angle, and have one person hold the Porto-Potty. Then have another person tilt the picnic table enough so you can wedge it underneath the Porto-Potty.(This Is A Two Person Job)When both the Porto-Potty and the picnic table are at the same angle, slide the picnic table underneath the Porto-Potty, and lift the Porto-potty up with the picnic table. Then you slowly set the picnic table back on the ground. If you did it right, the Porto-Potty should be on top of the picnic table, high in the sky, to confuse the crap out of its next visitor.
Stonehenging another way to vandalise Porto-Potties
by TheDuDe8490 January 15, 2009
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When you're trying to hook up with someone, but people/friends around you don't realize and go on to surround you on all sides, making the situation as awkward as humanly possible while also making it impossible to leave without causing some serious commotion.
Dude, I was going to hook up with that chick but we got stonehenged the whole time.
by Ye110 January 04, 2011
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1. When a group composed of UK (British, Scottish, Welch) males stand in a circle and give each other a handjob to get their rocks off.

2. When members of British Parliament convene to have a debate regarding a topic extremely important to the British citizens, but are unable to come to any sensible agreement on anything and the public determines their convening was just merely to give the appearance that they care for their constituents, but in actuality they don't give a flying fuck and just wanted to gather together for a large circle jerk to cum all over the British populace.
John: Ringo, come join Paul, George, and I over here and complete our circle so we can start our Stonehenge.

News reporter: Members of British Parliament gathered today to discuss their strategy for Brexit, but were unable to agree upon anything, so it appears their meeting was just another Stonehenge.
by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2021
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When an item you receive is much smaller than you anticipated when you ordered it (a la the Stonehenge model in "This is Spinal Tap")
Bruce: I ordered a poster off eBay but it was tiny. I thought it would be a lot bigger.

Steve: Yeah man, you got Stonehenged
by MetalliStripe December 16, 2015
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A circle of gay men having anal intercourse with each other. Each man is a pillar and the penis is the cross-stone.
I just went down to San Francisco and saw like ten guys making a stonehenge!!
by Mr Ueta July 25, 2008
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Stonehenged

A term used for someone really, really high from marijuana.
"Dude, I'm absolutely STONEHENGED! I smoked like 12 bowls to my own dome!"
by dakin403 September 17, 2009
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