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shoeface

verb - to tie a shoe to someones face using the laces, so their nose is in the shoe. Preferably done after the shoe has been worn for a long period of exercise. Can often make the person being shoefaced vomit.This works great if the vomit goes into the shoe.
1.Duncan lost the card game, so he got shoefaced.
2.If you don't stop prodding me, I'm going to shoeface you.
3.I'm sorry, i can't come into work today, because me and the boys are shoefacing Duncan.
by Weeedy April 22, 2007
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stonegate

Section of Reston Virginia. Best place to hoop for pick-up or summer leagues in the D.C area besides berry farms.
"where yall tryin to play at?"
"how about chantilly or notaway in vienna"
"man hell no thats some chump ass soft shit. lets hoop at stonegate with them ill reston cats"
by google187 June 27, 2008
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Stinkface

Many people define the stinkface to be when one sticks their ass in another's face, leaving their face smeared in crap. This definition denounces those other definition. The stinkface originated as a wrestling move; since this move does not cause any "injuries," it is used mostly to embarass the victim.

Just to establish the definition of a stinkface, it is a wrestling move that (usually) involves two people. In classic wrestling, one opponent is thrown against one of the poles, and sags to the ground, defeated. The other opponent then backs their ass into the victim's face, rubbing the fat of their ass around and smothering the victim.

The stinkface has many uses. Let's explore those:

1) Humiliation: The original purpose. To humiliate an opponent rather than injure them.

2) Punishment: To some people, receiving a stinkface is not pleasurable, so this move can be used as a consequence.

Above, it was mentioned that stinkfaces can include more than one person. This option relates to Use No. 2: Punishment. The victim is obviously reluctant to receive the stinkface, so sometime another person is needed to restrain the victim.

Types of stinkfaces:

1) Regular: The victim sags against the pole (or wall) and the stinkfacer backs his/her ass into the victim's face and grinds.

2) Against-the-Wall: The victim sits up straight against a wall and is smothered with ass when the stinkfacer closes in. This is also a type of facesitting.

Man-to-Man Stinkfacing: When a man stinkfaces another man, this will usually be a prank.

Man-to-Woman Stinkfacing: This does not happen a lot, but is probably a prank as well.

Woman-to-Man Stinkfacing: This will most likely be wrestling humiliation, or part of femdom practices.

Woman-to-Woman Stinkfacing: Part of wrestling humilation.

When men do stinkfaces, they wear pants.

When woman do stinkfaces, they wear thongs or lingerie.

Stinkfaces are simple enough to understand, with this handy definition.
I sure would not like a stinkface from Rikishi; I would suffocate behind all that ass!

I am craving a stinkface from Torrie Wilson! I can just imagine burying myself in that nice ass!
by Chairface June 12, 2009
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staleface

to stare at blankly but in a bitchy way. kinda like the evil eye but not quite,people tend to get pissed or annoyed when you do it though. Its very effective
Jen: Ur so ugly! haha!
Kathy: Was That sposta b a joke?...
Jen: Yeah...kinda
Kathy: *staleface*
Jen: Wow ur a bitch...*walks away*
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stinkface

when you rub your ass in someone's face leaving them disgusted. Started out as a wrestling move used by the Rikishi.
I was given a stinkface by my "best friend." He pulled down his pants, pulled down his underwear and rubbed his ass im my face. He farted first and i thought that was disgusting. Then he took a shit on my face and tied me down. Then he made me kiss his ass and he continued to stinkface me for five hours straight.
by gayman July 7, 2006
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Stone Face

A facial expression that is used in conjunction with complete silence to express discontent or disappointment with a person or a statement made. Often a pointing motion directed toward the face with the index finger is used.
I tried to tell Michael my new joke, but he gave me a Stone Face!
by Dough Snatcher February 24, 2009
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stinkface

the art of planting smelly,freshly crapped ass upon someone's face and shimmying to and fro-(causing a poop smear on the victim's face)
There ain't nuthin' I enjoy more than when Uncle billy bob gets done dropping off the kids, and gives me the ole stinkface. whoo doggies!
by iluvcarrottophe'safag July 23, 2003
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