stock douche

A term used by trust fund turds.

TFT: Ted told me he bought the OMGWTFBBQ stocks back when they were going at five bucks each. I mean, what a stock douche, right?

Person: Fucking trust fund baby. *walks away*

by Alloa May 10, 2010

stock douche

The guy that just happens to own every stock that ever takes off. A self-proclaimed Warren Buffet.

Brock: Hey Rod, you see WFR up 49%?? Trading at $25!!

Rod: Yeah.

Brock: I bought that like 3 months ago at 5 bucks... Put every dollar I had into it after I graduated Duke.

Rod: Awesome. Thanks for the tip... stock douche.

by akarod August 27, 2009

stock daf

This is a DAF truck with no customization or non-standtard parts. These are usually driven by boring people with no taste of personilzation.

Phil gets so wet when he sees a stock daf, he will spend 15 hours in the customizer shop just to come out with a stock daf.

by angrygiraffemccoy October 1, 2020

D-Stick

(Slang) To obtain a blood glucose reading. Term is used mostly in the medical setting when the need arises for a blood sugar count.

"Jimmy, get a blood pressure and a perform a D-Stick for me,"

by Medik Fitty Nine July 1, 2008

I'd stick it in the pooper

the pooper is the ass, dumbfuck

I'd stick it in the pooper = I'd do her indabutt.

by Nick D February 21, 2003

I'd stick a mix up her

To describe an attractive female, a particular individual who you would like to ejaculate into.

Ryan - "Damn that girl over there by the bar is fit!"

Del - "Yeah, she would get it. I'd stick a mix up her"

by MuckyPup February 10, 2012

D-Stack

A term originating in Mississippi that is used to refer to a mans genitalia.

Colin: What's up Rachel.

Rachel: Just shut up and give me the D-Stack.

by TheP0larBear March 16, 2011