Steveism is the religion of believing in a second, higher Earth once you die. If you gain enough knowledge and insight on Earth you will be accepted to a higher earth of more developed beings.
If you do not gain enough knowledge before you die, you will be reincarnated and put back onto Earth to try again.
There is no God, only a 4th dimensional being known as Steve, who simple makes sure the universe is at balance.
There is no sort of church of prayer, just simple learning is what makes it happy.
If you do not gain enough knowledge before you die, you will be reincarnated and put back onto Earth to try again.
There is no God, only a 4th dimensional being known as Steve, who simple makes sure the universe is at balance.
There is no sort of church of prayer, just simple learning is what makes it happy.
Steveism is cool
by Oxphus August 11, 2018
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Person A (inflicted): Hey guys, or should I say... sup, dudes.
Person B: Umm... kay?
Person C: *sniff* Hmm...
Person A: Which entrance is better? The first or the second?
Person B: What the hell?
Person C: What smells like vinegar?
Person A: AAAARGH FUCK FUCK WHICH FUCKING ENTRANCE IS ASS DICKING BETTER?
Person B: *murder* There, that's better.
Person C: Ah, he must have contracted Stevenism. Poor fellow.
Person B: Umm... kay?
Person C: *sniff* Hmm...
Person A: Which entrance is better? The first or the second?
Person B: What the hell?
Person C: What smells like vinegar?
Person A: AAAARGH FUCK FUCK WHICH FUCKING ENTRANCE IS ASS DICKING BETTER?
Person B: *murder* There, that's better.
Person C: Ah, he must have contracted Stevenism. Poor fellow.
by Wrath of the Choclate Starfish August 1, 2009
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by the heart lady July 4, 2008
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noun, adjective - seven.
seven is upon those people.
noun, adjective - seven.
seven is upon those people.
you dont' say sevenism it's used to describe those type of people. in actual stituation you say, " You're so SEVEN" which means You're very ugly, nasty, styleless, bad looking , unwanted.
by Raymond Man May 13, 2005
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Key beliefs:
Silen is the true guide of all pixel-defying 2D/3D gaming worlds.
James.li and bootleg ports are considered heresy.
Followers celebrate the skill, perseverance, and “holy chaos” of Silen’s levels.
Optional: creating fan content, remakes, and spreading Silenist scripture online.
Key beliefs:
Silen is the true guide of all pixel-defying 2D/3D gaming worlds.
James.li and bootleg ports are considered heresy.
Followers celebrate the skill, perseverance, and “holy chaos” of Silen’s levels.
Optional: creating fan content, remakes, and spreading Silenist scripture online.
"I’ve been up all night speedrunning Ninja Miner 2 and spreading Silenism to my friends. Truly enlightened."
by TheProphetOfSilenism August 13, 2025
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