stalktard

A combination of stalker and retard-A very retarded person who stalks people of the opposite sex because they're attracted to them.

Stalktard:That boy is so hot. I know where he lives.
Friend: Cut it out, you're being a stalktard.

by embem April 17, 2008

stonetarded

someone that has smoked so much marijuana that they are beyond the point of being stoned that they are resembling a person who has down syndrome

t-bain: we were stonetarded, we played mario for 5 hours

t-pleasure: damn wish i could have been here

by t-pleasure January 20, 2009

Skintard

a skinny retard. someone who has a boney body and a lame personality. commonly seen wearing tight pants and shaggy hair. skintards should be pointed at and laughed at.

eww - i can't believe you dated that skintard!

i can't tell if these are girl pants or boy pants, they must be for skintards.

by Dr. Pimtastic August 3, 2009

Stickytard

A piece of poop that is large, solid, and sticks to the side of the toilet. Very hard to flush.

Man, I had to flush the toilet like 10 times to get that stickytard to flush.

by KomodoStorm July 10, 2012

sicktarded

Skiing/snowboarding vernacular. A strong adjective for

1: amazingly deep fresh powder snow
2: an insanely awesome line down a step mountain face.
3: A big ballsy jump off a cliff or in a terrain park
4: Anything that is 'off the hook' epic and worthy of such status

An portmanteau of the the popular adjective "sick", a word extensively used in the snow sports community and "tarded" from retarded. Something so good it profoundly affects you .

Did you see the video of Jamie Pierre doing the 77m cliff jump in Wyoming?
...yeah, that was sicktarded!

Did you get out in Hakuba after the epic dump?
....yeah sure did, it was nipple deep and sicktarded, pure sicktarded.

by Phantom Ninja December 18, 2009

One Two Stinkaroo

The act of urinating inside of a man or woman's anus shortly after completion of anal sex. It is so named because a #1 is taken on top of a #2 and the resulting mess is extremely smelly and sticky. As this is one of the most horrible things one human being can do to an other it is almost always accompanied with a subsequent break up.

Did you hit that bitch in the shit?

Yeah, and I gave her the old one two stinkaroo then dumped her.

by Zithers November 16, 2009

stinkard

A commoner in the Natchez social system. A stinkard is formed when a creepster and a sketchball meet in a club, and the creepster smells the sketchball's hair from behind.

Stinkardness is transferred through the blood of the mother sketchball, even when the father is Honored (well-endowed). Considered below the status of the bastard child.

Friend 1: I met the sketchiest guy last night. He was a real creepster.

Friend 2: According to the punnett square, you have a 50% probability of making a stinkard. Stay away!

by Creepy Keith May 7, 2008