Stinky Penis Butt-Fucker

An asshole, who regularly cheats on their spouse. Sometimes a practicing bigamist. Also a habitual liar who often times believes their own bullshit. A S.P.B.F. will often times regard themselves as a noble person, believing that their inability to choose a singular mate is the result of "not wanting to hurt anyone". This is however an unrealistic view, as the rest of the world views them as a bunch of narcissistic assholes.

Michelle: "I do not know how to deal with this guy! He cheats and lies all the time!"

Heather: "Come on, Michelle. Did you really expect anything different from a STINKY PENIS BUTT-FUCKER?"

by The Judge! March 28, 2009

stinky penis

When a gay guy has got it on to much and not washed his penis, therefor having stinky penis.

Oh gawd George, you totally have stinky penis!

by TEB August 21, 2006

stinky pencil

when a man gives a woman anal, and pulls out right before he ejactulates and writes his name in semen on her back

"why is she wiping off her back?"
"cuz i heard joe gave her a stinky pencil"

by MidgetStalker113 April 26, 2010

stinky penguin

The awkward waddle you are forced to do when you discover that you need toilet paper after you have taken a shit.

I have to start keeping extra tp in the bathroom, I had to do the stinky penguin twice today because of the taco bell last night

by flatmonkey December 23, 2013

stinky penis buttfucker

A guy who cannot stay faithful to their partner in a previously agreed upon monogamous relationship. Also used for assholes in a poly relationship where they are not truthful and lie about seeing others.

That guy Mike is a stinky penis buttfucker. Michelle can do better

by Baroness Kit February 25, 2019

i will stick my penis in your eye

insult, used by a male to denote distaste or anger towards a male or female...great for shock value

Dark Raven Omega: Suck me tender
Mister Lucipher: I will stick my penis in your eye

by Mr Lucifer May 18, 2004

guys who stick their penises in other guy's butt holes

Exactly what it says

Some douchebag: are you and that other guy gay?
Me: No, we're just guys who stick their penises in other guy's butt holes, huge difference
Some douchebag: I see no difference
Me: It's cuz we say NO HOMO so that makes it straight. Then we go back to fucking girls right in the pussy

by jacob256 November 5, 2014