late night stick that won't quit

When a guy wakes up in the middle of the night, with a huge erection. A guy will try to ignore his erection and try to go back to sleep (because when you're tired, it's hard to wank it).

The problem with this is, the more you ignore it, the harder it gets and the longer it keeps you awake. So you're only choice is to just beat it, ejaculate, and go to sleep in your orgasmic state.

I woke up at 3 in the morning last night, and had a late night stick that won't quit, and I was up 'till 4:30 until I decided to just beat it the fuck up.

by Ballantine February 24, 2007

burn on that stick

1. a phrase to insult someone intensely, equivalent to "go fuck yourself" or "drop dead"

2. a phrase to add emphasis on insulting a person, equivalent to "burn" or "salted" or "dissed"

Gertrude: Bertha, your hair is looking mighty greasy today.
Bertha: Burn on that stick, Gertrude!

"Ooh he just burned on your stick!"

"Burn on that stick, homes!"

by dinsters November 27, 2017

Fuck-that stick

A notional stick, presumably phallic-looking, with which one fucks things deemed disagreeable, stupid, or unpleasant.

"Let's go up to the hills and drop acid!" "Naw, fuck that with a fuck-that stick."

"Would you fuck that?" "Maybe with a fuck-that stick. Not with my DICK."

by Angst Boy July 23, 2007

Stick it in that Old thing

.Stick it in that old thing is a phrase used by the YouTubers Woody And Kleiny

Hey my Woody lad stick it in that old thing
?Oh what? that old thing
.it's a little bit too easy

by Manager Darryl November 18, 2020

Don't stick ya dick in that

The opposite of the popular phrase, "any hole is the goal".
A phrase used to warn owners of a dick to not stick it in a specified place.

Some examples of unsuitable places for which this phrase could be used are:
-Clams

-Waste desposal unit
-Used banana wrappers

-Toucan beak
-Paper shredder
-Vacuum cleaner
-Exhaust pipe
-Chinese finger trap
-Pencil Sharpener

Clam: exists
Aidan: "Don't stick ya dick in that"

by Toblerones April 14, 2021

That hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!

What a redneck would say if the redneck and his friends were out messing around with their shirts off and one of them slaps that redneck real hard on the back this is what that redneck would say

Holy crap dude! "That hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!"

by URBANNEDICK May 13, 2015

...Can't beat that with a stick!

If you go shopping and get a really, really good price on something, this is another way to say it.

Hey, I went to the store yesterday and got a brand new 42 inch flat screen T.V. for $100....can't beat that with a stick!!

by Beags&Doxie October 20, 2010