alex stern

Sarah’s Boyfriend

Alex stern loves Sarah

by Fuckerfromtheeast June 18, 2018

Stearnsy

A travel mug filled with an alcoholic beverage or intoxicating substance.

Got your Stearnsy?

by jaggersx. February 17, 2017

David Stern

David Stern is the horrendous commissioner of the NBA. He allows referees to blatantly change the outcome of certain NBA games, most commonly playoff games and ALWAYS calls them "mistakes". The worst case happened in 2002 when the Lakers won Game 6 of the Western Conference Finals against the Kings because the refs gave the Lakers many free throw opportunities in the 4th quarter. All of the calls were against the Kings, and were not even fouls. This threw away the chances of seeing a Nets v. Kings Finals series in 2002. If you don't believe this, Google "the worst tragedy in sports".

When you really need him, Stern is going to make constant horrible decisions. In the NBA draft, the commissioner calls out the names of every player that is going to be selected in the 1st round. When he got to the podium on 6/24/10, the fans in Madison Square Garden booed him. Some good commissioner, eh? Stern cares only about money and ruining NBA teams and breaking the hearts of millions of fans.

David Stern fan: the lakers kings game wasnt fixed man you just a stupid hater who cant appreciate that the nba is the greatest sport ever!!!
Me: ...I ain't even gonna reply, but I have to, since you're such an idiot...watch the game and you'll see that it was fixed.
Stern fan: i aint gotta watch nothin to believe anythin foo!
Me -_-

by JustinBiebersucks June 28, 2010

David Stern

A weaselly, power mongering, dumb shit prick who somehow became the commissioner of the NBA.

Also regularly has gay orgies with small market owners like Dan Gilbert, a butt-hurt, small market owner whose gay lover left him.

"You know, the trade was blocked for basketball reasons, I don't think you should be mad."

"What the fuck does David Stern know about basketball?"

by David Stern Sucks December 27, 2011

Sternlife

Sternlife is always doing and saying dumb shit. You break all homie laws, but get pissed when anybody else tries to break them. You think you know everything even though you're a baby in the game and are always getting schooled.

Hey, come out with us? We have 5 girls and only two guys and the girls said to bring some guys. Nah, I'm tried and I would rather play video games. STERNLIFE

by Teddythekid October 22, 2014

sternwheeler

v. int. The act of pushing one's face in between the buttcheeks, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound. Like a motorboat, except with the butt rather than the breasts.

Oh my God, Becky, look at her butt. It is SO BIG. I'd love to give that thing a sternwheeler.

by BeerMonkey75 August 18, 2017

stersonal

A single gram of dried cured marijuana that is owned by a specific individual.

You cannot smoked them because they are Q's stersonals.

by Rav4chan June 6, 2017