Pearl de Steinbeck

A single, momentous event that changes everything so deeply it splits time in two: the time before and the time after. Based on the novel, "The Pearl" by John Steinbeck.

The infamous 9/11/01 was a Pearl de Steinbeck for the world at large.

by Senorita Lotus March 28, 2010

Steinberg's Law

Steinberg's Law, similar in concept to Bidoof's Law, says that there will never be anything more irritating than seeing a user who claims to be white, tweet out a bad or offensive opinion targeting white people, and then checking the user’s profile, and finding out they are “Jewish”.

Guy 1: Yo dude, I read this tweet that white people should just stop existing, yet the person who wrote it says they're white! I just don't get it.

Guy 2: Check their profile.

Guy 1: Why?

Guy 2: Just do it.

Guy 1: Hm.. alright, well, here it says their jewish, and.. Oh, I see.

Guy 2: Yeah, perfect example of Steinberg's Law bro.

by acceptitgoyim May 13, 2020

steinberg

a double jew. no one else can be more jewish than a steinberg.

steinberg is both Stein (as in Einstein) and a Berg (as in Rosenberg).

by ricardo777 July 23, 2008

Steinberg

The perfect person. A Steinberg is smart, beautiful/handsome, sweet, smart, funny, and knows how to have fun. Being around a Steinberg can lighten your day. If you dont know a Steinberg, then you are missing out.

Jason "I met an amazing person today"
Matt "A Steinberg?"
Jason "How'd you know?"
Matt "All amazing people are Steinbergs"

by Definingtheundefined October 15, 2011

branden steineckert

the drummer of the used

branden steineckert owns you

by kiddlez July 18, 2008

Steinbacher

One who is fun to be around, gives you that heart warming look, makes awkward situations even worse and smells ridiculously good!

Geez Aly, It sure smells like a Steinbacher in here!

by Moophasa123 May 3, 2009

Steinbach

at hot, sexy beast who can get anybody they want and that is better than everyone but not conceited. everyone wishes to be them and the best sport they play is hockey. usually lives in Saskatchewan.

Jules-whos that? Kyle-thats a steinbach i wish to be them!

by Unicorns are magical June 28, 2011