steamed clam

A variation of the Cleveland steamer, this is the act of defecating into a woman's vagina.

I'm going to humiliate your mother by giving her a steamed clam.

by Sauron_Himself December 1, 2006

steamed clam

When a female presses her genitalia against a window, to be viewed by onlookers on the other side. The female version of the 'pressed fruit bowl'.

Dude, you should have seen it. All the girls in the next car were flashing us, but Christy wanted to one-up them all, so she totally brought out the steamed clam!

by MerkXRTurbo April 12, 2008

Steamed clam

Lesbian love act of dropping a hot steamy log into your girlfriends "clam"

My girlfriend prefers a steamed clam to plain old oral!

by Wahoopoo June 20, 2014

Orlando Steamed Clam

When a lady has been in the saltwater all day and you eat her out in the sand then she doesn't clean herself and you eat the "leftovers" later in the day.

"Ooo Rachel I can't wait for dinner and some of your Orlando Steamed Clam."

by Justlindsayboo May 11, 2016

Steam The Clam

When a female has to go pee. Much like "draining the lizard" for a boy.

Hold on guys, I really need to steam the clam before we leave

by Big Mama Chainsaw July 28, 2012

Clam Steam

when a the woman queefs in your face releasing a hot steam from her vagina directly in your face

Last night I gave my wife a hot josh, she returned the favor with a clam steam.

Her clam steam fogged my glasses, i like it.

by Who8that January 12, 2012

Steamed Clam

When a woman farts and it maneuvers itself towards the front and into her vagina so she ends up having to queef it out.

My wife ripped one and gave herself a Steamed Clam.

by jtrier1 April 28, 2023