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Stanton

A petite Italian gentleman with nomadic tendencies that lives not off the land but cheap alcohol and cigarettes. Has been known to spend large quantities of time with Ferrats, and small Korean gentleman. If seen approach with caution often hungry due to being overworked, bad eating habits, and no sugar in diet. Has been spotted throughout the state of California often traveling from Santa Cruz to the Inland Empire in search of a secret Enterprise love.
I picked up a real Stanton on the side of Hwy 17 yesterday.
by Joshua Bostock February 6, 2009
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Stanton

1. term for describe extreme stupidity
2. used to describe soemone who likes ai lings
3. a soreloser with a circular spiral shaped penis
1. you are such a stanton
2. stop being a stanton
3. he is a stanton!
by stanton fans October 16, 2008
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Stanton

A person who is underqualified for their job.
"Dude my english teachers an idiot"
"Reckon, he's a massive Stanton!"
by Andrew Sient July 23, 2008
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Stanton

A school in duval county, where all the kids kick rocks. School mascot is the Blue devil.Speculation is they worship the devil that they call Mr. Blue. They are easily recognizeable at football games wearing a shirt that say we are the 12th man, people wonder whether this has corralation to their below average foot ball team.
Bad excuse for a "SMART" school.
"hey look at that nerd over there he is studying so hard" person a to person b
person b : " to bad his preprepregeometry for dummies book is upside down! he must go to Stanton"
by F student at Stanton March 18, 2011
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Stanton

Stanton "college prep"
a school that only prepares you for community college.
your learn your ABC and 124s .
ghetto
dirty
smely

stupid
.1/2 % pass rate on ap exams
fooot ball team blows
"yooooo twizzle, l3tz go sm0k3 sum shizzzleee"
Actual recorded quotes heared at Stanton
" what 911 phne number"
" iz da anzer 12pie ova a cucumber?"
teacher: what are the 6 trig functions
student "sine cosine sec... hahahaaha Sec sound like sex"
by f student at Stanton March 18, 2011
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barry stanton

Proper brexit fella, loves his carling.
Barry Stanton is a true English patriot
by Taylor Windmill May 18, 2018
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Drew Stanton

1. Michigan State University football team quarterback.
2. Hottest quarterback in the nation.
3. Hottest (basket) in a college football uniform
Drew Stanton is hot! Drew Stanton's basket is huge!
by SpartanHomo February 27, 2005
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