3/4 Stance

It is a football term used to describe how you get into a crouched position hovering over a toilet bowl. This is due to a disgust for sitting on toilet seats. Be sure to put the seat up first with your foot.

I entered the shitter and discovered there were no paper seat covers. It don't matter cuz I get in my 3/4 Stance to fire off Scuds!

by will bitten March 6, 2017

wide bathroom stance

an extremely wide stance while taking a shit - where the feet are placed in the next stall; an impossible toilet stance if the pants are around the ankles; clever excuse by Senator Larry Craig to deflect attention from more probing matters

What the hell are you doing tapping my foot, you pervert? Nah, man, I just got a wide bathroom stance.

by Snoopy Pugh April 19, 2008

wide stance Republican

A closeted gay Republican who rages against LGBT rights in public but gets their same-sex freak on in private. Named after Senator Larry Craig's defense of his solicitation bust, i.e. that he has "a wide stance when going to the bathroom."

They busted another wide stance Republican...yeah, this congressman got busted trying to pick up a rent boy in some leather bar.

by Jiangyingzi November 2, 2007

dumb n*gga stance

When a guy (particularly a black male) stands with his legs parted awkwardly with his shoulders back and a hand rubbing his head uncomfortably. He will have a confused/dazed look on his face.

"I caught mike in a lie and when i tokd him so, he pulled the dumb n*gga stance on me."

by RokkNinja December 20, 2016

scorpion stance

in a state of high level alcohol intoxication, it is to face plant on ones face while descending a set of stairs

David's face looks like a piece of Salami man! I heard he pulled out the scorpion stance while he was munted and on holidays in France

by Macktown July 15, 2018

Naked Mermaid Stance

Striking a pose while lying down on your side

Check out that hot chick doing the naked mermaid stance!

by MC MilfHunta August 9, 2010

selfie stance

That involuntary and somewhat robotic pose one affects involving a slight tilt of the head and whatever facial configuration one wishes to embody to evoke the desired mood when capturing a selfie.

The capacity to take a good selfie stance ultimately becomes second nature and to some extent, unintentionally inane.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 2, 2019