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spellfucker

Another name for the spellchecker/autocorrect on your cell phone
I texted my boss to say I googled the new employee but spellfucker changed "googled" to "fondled."
by JipFurr April 8, 2011
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Starfucks

A bros way of referring to “Starbucks
Yo bro get me that girly ass pink drink at starfucks”
by chHAad February 7, 2021
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Skullfucker

Skullfucker (S'ck~uhll.fuh'ckurr) adj. Skullfuckery, verb. Skullfuck m/f Skullfucker:

A 'skullfucker' is someone who fucks you in the skull. Either in the eye socket, or mouth, or anywhere else where the penis can penetrate the skull, such as a hole smashed in the back of the skull with a hammer so you can feel the brains on your cock and shoot semen directly onto the area that gives people horrifying nightmares of dicks entering their skulls and shooting semen into their brains to impregnate them with the children of the master race of skullfuckers.
Suzy's a slut, she'll give you skull for weed.

Ashley skulled me all night till I busted in her throat.

Ethel has a glass eye so I skullfucked her socket and lubed it up with my semen for her glass eye. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
by D Pereira December 30, 2003
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sealfuck

intercourse with a woman who has an even layer of fat all over her body (no lumps or bulges). Not to be confused with a whalefuck
That Jennifer is a great sealfuck, born to be ridden.
by Jake January 20, 2004
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Skullfuck

v. The action of inserting one's erect penis into the eye-socket of another person and proceeding to thrust your hips back and forth, thereby "fucking" their skull.
"Look at me while I skullfuck you"
by Temptation September 7, 2005
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starfuck

A starfuck is one who delights in making a positive impression on those in a position of power, usually of some celebrity or high political status.
Instead of hanging out with us, Steve wanted to hang out with the John Kerry advance team. What a Starfuck.
by Ralph Macchio November 5, 2004
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starfuckery

The degree of egregious idolatry and adulation someone engages in when in the presence of a person more famous than them.
Reaching new levels of starfuckery at an APEC summit, New Zealand Prime Minister John Key pressed himself against US President Barack Obama's leg and began a frottage that was unbecoming of the occasion. The Cambodian hosts expressed their firm disapproval of starfuckery by making Mr Key wear a Gay Red Shirt for the remainder of the day.
by Statler and Waldorf November 27, 2012
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