stalking

When two people in love go for a nice long walk.
Only, one of them doesn't know they're being followed.

Dude One: I think that girl is stalking me man and it's freaking me out.
Dude Two: Oh man don't sweat it. It just means you're in love!
Dude One: Okay seriously man, what the fuck?

by I Learn Things From Bunnies November 4, 2009

stalking

A show of one's devotion.

Some call it stalking. I call it love.

by Gemini Twin #2 December 18, 2005

stalking

Apparently what guys are doing if they flirt with a girl that doesn't like them.

"Like, OMG, this guy is stalking me because I don't like him and he asked me out. Now lemme look at that hot guy's Myspace for the 19th time today."

by bigtones March 22, 2007

stalk

slang defination:

hound, spy, solicitation for a certain kind of information

"stalking wide looking eyeball gawk, snide."

by noixz January 14, 2009

Stalking

The act of seeking a hot person out in any means possible. Stalking is meant to be innocent and doesn't always make the person a stalker.

Examples of stalking include searching the person on the internet, adding as a friend on social networks and wathcing their every move, clicking on their mom's profile to find out personal family information, casually asking in a conversation where they live, driving by their house repeatedly, getting their tag number, dropping by at their job, following the person through the grocery store... and the list goes on.

by closetstoner February 7, 2010

stalkative

When a person shows a behavior similar to a stalker, he has a stalkative behaviour.

"He's been staring at her house for three hours..."
"Damn, he's stalkative"

by Tactical April 3, 2004

Stalked

To be completely high on hallucinagenic mushrooms i.e. the stalks from them.

Boy gets up off floor after being spaced out looking at the sky and says
'Man I'm Stalked!'

by Manav July 15, 2005