stalk-block

To become intercepted in the pursuit of someone you have "lain claim" to, and asserted obsession with, within your circle of friends.

"Dude, I told you six months ago I wanted to sleep with him...How could you stalk-block me like that?"

by Mollie K. Grieser February 1, 2008

Stalk n block

When someone follows/friends another to stalk their social media but then decides to block them

I thought he was interested in me, but then he stalk n blocked me the next day.

by gmgway August 12, 2020

Block And Stalk

When you block someone and then decide to stalk them. A bitch move

Alex decided that our relationship wasn't for the best but then decided to go out of her way to block and stalk you

by blockandstockcreator January 19, 2022

stalk-blocking

when your friends try to keep you from stalking exes or hook-ups on facebook or other social media sites
hint: rhymes with "cock-blocking"

"I just want to see if he's dating another girl. Look, his profile picture is with this other girl... she's SO not pretty..."
"Girl, stop cyber-stalking him. It's not a good look."
"Stop stalk-blocking me!"

by quackgurl00 January 17, 2012

Stalk-blocking

Making your social media accounts private so prospective dates can't creep on you, because hello – no one likes a creeper!

So we haven't even met in person but he already "liked" a bunch of photos deep on my Instagram, and that's when I knew I had to start stalk-blocking.

by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020

stank blocker

Glasgow slang and derogatory term used to describe someone of poor upbringing and/or low social status. (Lies in the gutter and blocks the drains) also stanky.

Jimmy picks his nose and scratches his arse - what a stank blocker.

by David Edgar November 8, 2006

Stall blocked

When a co-worker hogs the shared restroom on a daily basis for inordinate chunks of time making other personnel physically uncomfortable and possibly resulting in wetting their pants or suffering from turtle head and other bodily function mishaps.

I was about to head to the can before a long meeting but got stall blocked.

by Bokchoygurl August 13, 2012