chivalrous stalemate

When two people are trying to pass through a doorway and both insist that the other goes first.

*Two people are trying to walk through a doorway*
"After you."
"No, after you."
"No, no, no. I insist. After you."
Looks like they are stuck in a chivalrous stalemate.

by nonexistent December 9, 2012

smallface

An individual, likely to be inbred, with all of his/her facial features in a very small area (about a 3" x 3" area) and completely lacking a supraorbital ridge. Smallfaces are most often found at NASCAR events. The most famous examples include the pitcher Randy Johnson and the banjo-playing kid from the movie Deliverance.

Jim: Hey,Mary Lou, what do you think about my friend Bob? I think he kinda likes you.
Mary Lou: That sumbitch is a smallface. I mean, check out that face. His eyes, nose, and mouth are all within an inch of each other!

by seanstreck October 28, 2008

Stairface Chippendale

A "Stairface Chippendale" is the term used to describe someone who thinks he is without fault in any situation and that the world owes him an apology because his own life is worthless.

"Stairface" may refer to either:

A. An area of granulation tissue positioned along ones head in a staircase-like formation, or

B. The fact that the person in question feels like he may walk all over someone as if they don't matter - because his righteousness reigns supreme.

Frequently, examples 'A' and 'B' are exemplified by one in the same person.

"Chippendale" is the reference that the offender believes that his high horse is justified, therefore allowing him to be the "Stairface" as described.

After the accident, he turned into a total Stairface Chippendale." "Really? I haven't talked to him to know..." "Oh yeah. He wears the scars as a badge requiring all those in the know to bow down in pity for him. Further, he uses the bad circumstances to justify his treating others, especially family, as worthless garbage." "Wow, that's rough dude." "Yeah it is, but that Stairface Chippendale can go fuck himself because the way he treats others is inappropriate and is better than he himself should be treated." "I see your point. What a doucher.

by kult December 14, 2010

stale face

-_____-

1- someone kills a joke; they get the stale face
2- someone says something stupid; they get the stale face

by marsean June 5, 2010

Stoneface

Stoneface is a game played with one female, a group of males, and a table. The female positions herself under the table. The males sit around the same table. The female then performs oral sex on one of the males. The object of the game is for the males to guess who is receiving oral sex.

When Danielle played stoneface with the boys, Ted couldn't keep a straight face and gave himself away.

by Stonefaced September 22, 2009

snakeface

A person, usually male, who goes the movies alone.

I went to see the new Star Wars movie and the theater was all families and one snakeface in the corner.

by Really my name April 4, 2016

stall stalemate

When you stall stall for anther person, but they are also stall stalling, resulting in you both just sitting there forever.

I tried to stall stall today but the guy was stall stalling me! It was a stall stalemate.

by brules October 5, 2010