studebaker

A violent sex act. From a standing position behind a car, the subject is bent at the waist into the open trunk. The perpetrator then slams the trunk closed onto the victim, thereby breaking the receiving partners spine at the waist. The perpetrator proceeds to have sex with the now waist-down-incapacitated victim.

Jack studebakered Jill in his Buick.

by MHKMJ March 14, 2008

Studebaker

Someone on an internet forum who was forced to change their user name because the original was offensive.

Did you see what that Studebaker had as his user name?

by maxomillian September 30, 2012

Steakbake

What comes out of your gareth after a weeks holiday in the canary islands when you have eaten sirloin steak every night and become constipated due to the funny water. It looks like steak, it smells like steak and would probably taste like steak too if you cared to try it...

"I didnt shit for a week when I got back off holiday. When I finally managed to empty the chodhopper it was a real steakbake"

by stefb March 13, 2009

Stonebake Surprise

Prior to having sex with a girl, a pizza is put on. The ploy is to have sex and finish with perfect timing for the pizza to be ready. Immediately after ejaculation, the steaming hot pizza is taken out of the oven and slammed into the girls face.

Didn't get a chance to eat, I gave her a Stonebake Surprise.

by Mr Cincinnati February 21, 2011

Stalebate

Noun -When you're mastorbating and it gets so boring that your dick gets soft without cumming

I gotta get my internet turned back on soon, its been a Stalebate for the past nights without porn.

by Markopolo269s January 17, 2016

Studebaker sandwich

When a young woman engages in a three-way with two elderly men.

I met a couple of nice retirees on vacation and ended up in a Studebaker sandwich.

by TizzleWizzle May 19, 2021