by Ian O April 7, 2008
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1. "And the cooks cleaned the kitchen with the staggers and the jags." -- Gillian Welch & David Rawlings
2. The barfly barely made it to the restroom through the staggers and jags.
2. The barfly barely made it to the restroom through the staggers and jags.
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Stagger Lee is one bad mother fucker. His legend is eternal along with his presence (even though he was around in the 1930s). He bangs all sorts of gals, resulting in a blinding hatred from his disgruntled wife. She throws him out into the rain and the sleet, leading to him drowning his sorrows in The Bucket Of Blood.
He takes out his frustrations on the bar-tender, putting 4 holes in the cunt's head, simply because he hadn't heard tell of Stagger's exploits. He then forces Billy Dilly to suck him of before blasting a hole in his head with a shot-gun.
Stagger is basically a mad bastard, he fucks shit and people up, feels no remorse and goes home and contemplates what he did over a nice candle-lit dinner of testicles and liver. He has been known to laugh at the corpses of young children and to stab himself in the leg for light entertainment.
He takes out his frustrations on the bar-tender, putting 4 holes in the cunt's head, simply because he hadn't heard tell of Stagger's exploits. He then forces Billy Dilly to suck him of before blasting a hole in his head with a shot-gun.
Stagger is basically a mad bastard, he fucks shit and people up, feels no remorse and goes home and contemplates what he did over a nice candle-lit dinner of testicles and liver. He has been known to laugh at the corpses of young children and to stab himself in the leg for light entertainment.
1) Cardinal: "Here Matt, watch your asshole. It's common knowledge that Stagger Lee will climb over 50 pussies to get to one boy's fat asshole."
2) Stagger Lee: "Don't you know who I am? I'm the bad mother fucker called Stagger Lee"
Bar-tender: "Nah mate, never heard tell of you"
Stagger puts 4 bullets in bar-tender's head.
2) Stagger Lee: "Don't you know who I am? I'm the bad mother fucker called Stagger Lee"
Bar-tender: "Nah mate, never heard tell of you"
Stagger puts 4 bullets in bar-tender's head.
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Get the staggering mug.Similar to that of a two-stager, a three-stager is a strenuous part of the human evacuation process which occurs when one engages in the act of wiping excess excrement from the rectum and has to evacuate for not only a second time, but a third, thus leading to the necessary engagement in yet a third separate round of wiping the fecal matter from the anus.
After eating some of Barry's homemade frosted ketchup the other day, I took an unbelievable three-stager which totally smelled like my dad's sweaty grundle.
by DeanPalmer January 18, 2011
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by lg July 24, 2004
Get the staggeratthang mug.The famed friend of the inventor of the Urban Dictionary, Dave Stanger has sense been humbled. Teaching middle school math and science Dave is described to very likable, and have a cult like following.
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