Male ejaculation that is plentiful and shoots far in a squirting manner. Also known as a more aggresive ejaculation such as it hitting the eye or shooting into the back of the throat or up the nose.
"I was having a wank and it squit all over my chest and chin."
"Oi you cunt, that just squit up my nose"
"Oi you cunt, that just squit up my nose"
by thedigitalpunk July 17, 2006
An inside joke between a bunch of faggy emo kids (my friends). Refers to when a girl squirts when fingered and you can't wipe it off so it just sorta stays there.
You Got Squitted On!!!!
by osamma June 11, 2008
by matthew gar April 18, 2007
From the Native American name; pronounced squi*-tee. Means to produce a squeeky shit from one's rectal cavity that leaves one feeling satisfied yet drained...and stinky.
Policeman: Could you describe the man?
Victim: Hmm, medium eyes, blue build, patch other each eye, no nose, smells terrible and he let off a squeeky shit whilst anally violating me with a bag of mini eggs.
Victim: Hmm, medium eyes, blue build, patch other each eye, no nose, smells terrible and he let off a squeeky shit whilst anally violating me with a bag of mini eggs.
by H.T.J March 28, 2005
Squit! I forgot my condom!
Look Mom! that man has squit stains on his butt!
Man, you act all smart but you don't know squit.
Look Mom! that man has squit stains on his butt!
Man, you act all smart but you don't know squit.
by shermajosh92 April 06, 2009
The last hit of weed in a bowl -- often so small that it would be about right for a squirrel (squirrel hit = squit).
by ALeaningOaf June 19, 2013
Terrible diarrhea that takes the form of a chunky, hot liquid gushing from your anus. May be caused by a horrific stomach bug, killer disease or vindaloo. Often accompanied by stomach cramps and a sinking feeling of hopelessness.
Not to be confused with explosive diarrhea which erupts with force, the squits are more of a steady trickle.
If you have the squits you will need to confine yourself to the toilet for at least 24 hours armed with a good supply of toilet paper, some Gatorade (for rehydration purposes) and some porno to stop yourself getting bored during the long shitting sessions.
Not to be confused with explosive diarrhea which erupts with force, the squits are more of a steady trickle.
If you have the squits you will need to confine yourself to the toilet for at least 24 hours armed with a good supply of toilet paper, some Gatorade (for rehydration purposes) and some porno to stop yourself getting bored during the long shitting sessions.
Man: Hey Tony, where have you been for the last week?
Tony: Oh yeah, I came down with a terrible case of the squits. My arse feels like a tattered sleeve from all the wiping.
Man: Ew.
Tony: Oh yeah, I came down with a terrible case of the squits. My arse feels like a tattered sleeve from all the wiping.
Man: Ew.
by tonymcguff May 14, 2010