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squirly

Meaning 'All over the place'.

Combines squishy, and whirly to describe a lack of control or a vaguely spinning motion. Often used to describe 'out of control' and unpredictable motion. Thus can be applied to the feeling of being drunk, or the feeling when a motorbike doesn't feel quite right and could lose control at any time.
Pit Crew: It's starting to rain
Shumacher: The car is feeling a little squirly, I am coming in for some wets.
Pit Crew: Roger that.
by I3R0K3N7FEET March 10, 2016
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Squirmy Rooters

1) A cluster of male reproductive cells, usually enhanced for viewing; Sperm when viewed closely; Semen magnified to closely resemble a creek bed full of tadpoles.

2) An invasive germ present in 99% of all male ejaculate, known to cause discomfort, bloating, and a parasitic siphoning of nutrients from the host.
Richie had the doctor perform a vasectomy, because he didn't want those squirmy rooters getting through.
by CircadianHour December 1, 2009
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squirmy

Bugger, he's one squirmy dude.
by Martti Ojanen October 14, 2003
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I'm all squirmy now

Something Littles say when they don't want to be direct with how they feel.

Typically used for the word horny, and/or wanting Playtime.
I'm all squirmy now daddy!! Why did you tease me like that?
by Kawaii.Dango December 10, 2015
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Squirly Astronaut

A mixed drink inspired by the epic journey of the Astronaut.

Taking a glass you mix.

1 Part Vodka

2 Parts Pom Juice

1 Part Redbull

1 Tablet of Airborne

A Dash of Freshly Chopped Basil

Shake, then ad ice to chill.

Get ready for a ride!
Bartender could I please get one "Squirly Astronaut" Im feeling awfully edgy tonight.

Whoa I almost hit that bear! Lets go to our favorite bar and order a "Squirly Astronaut".

Snap dog I want a "Squirly Astronaut"!
by A Man of Few Words November 25, 2010
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squirmle

A nostalgic 1970’s childs toy that looks like a fuzzy worm on a string. Can also be used to describe a log of shit. Specifically one in the same shape of a squirmle.
Oh my god bro I just dropped the perfect squirmle!
by arschulman December 7, 2017
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Squirmy Alligator

An omniscient alligator who’s presence we are not worthy of. Bow down to him, for he strikes upon the bell.
Yort
Squirmy alligator is omniscience defined and it is not yeet it is yort you fool get it right.
by muffin tin December 7, 2019
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